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Aha I do this kind of thing more often than is socially acceptable. Mortifying but hilarious.
I'm surprised all you got was a frown...not a punch
I stopped reading at "I'm a schmoozer."
Get off the narcissistic ego trip. If you were that big of a deal, you wouldn't need to schmooze. If you were smarter you could avoid sounding like a douche. Your best bet is to continue flirting with the old ladies at grandma's bridge games and lying to yourself that they are interested.
got some news for ya, ya aren't a schmoozer.
So many YDI... It was an honest mistake, OP. No worries.
truly something I would do
probably hiding you from someone
You schmooze, you lose.
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That's crazy talk...
Ouch. Hopefully they weren't too mad