By charitableidiot - 05/06/2014 22:23 - United States - Portland

Today, I went to a fancy charity dinner. I'm a schmoozer, so I decided to introduce myself to someone important. I asked enthusiastically, "So, how are you involved with all of this madness?" He frowned at me. I then remembered that this particular charity assists people with mental issues. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 564
You deserved it 43 078

Same thing different taste

Comments

martin8337 35

This kind of thing can happen when a person is a suck up, an Apple polisher, a brown noser or a straight up kiss ass.

Aha I do this kind of thing more often than is socially acceptable. Mortifying but hilarious.

I'm surprised all you got was a frown...not a punch

I stopped reading at "I'm a schmoozer."

Get off the narcissistic ego trip. If you were that big of a deal, you wouldn't need to schmooze. If you were smarter you could avoid sounding like a douche. Your best bet is to continue flirting with the old ladies at grandma's bridge games and lying to yourself that they are interested.

got some news for ya, ya aren't a schmoozer.

So many YDI... It was an honest mistake, OP. No worries.

probably hiding you from someone

pjsmamasan 10

I think this made me laugh more than most of the FMLs