Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a fastfood restaurant to pick up food for my...

By efffmylife - 15/02/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I went to a fastfood restaurant to pick up food for my work party. I ordered 250 chicken fingers, 15 orders of fries, and 2 gallons of tea, and the guy behind the counter asked, "Is this for here or to go?" FML

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efffmylife 0

Monday 16 February 2009 2:44

yeahhh it was at canes! and im a girl btw. and i thought the heftyness was implied... that is why it is an FML

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foulball3 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 23:00

i would've shot him lol

Idyedmyhairblack 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 23:07

thats really funny.. but i bet the employee was super embarrassed after they said that!

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TigranPet 24

Thursday 7 April 2016 1:27

He probably saw the chance and took it.

jstone89 13

Friday 8 July 2016 17:14

I'm sure it was just out of habit.

TheGestalt97 11

Thursday 7 May 2020 0:31

The guy has probably been saying those words all day and he’s on autopilot

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