By feelinnauseous - 24/06/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML
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oh_dee 0

why would you sit on the seat in a public restroom? GROSS!

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ddrluna 2

You people are retarded. Do a little research. The hard, cold plastic of toilet seats aren't fertile breeding ground. A simple search on google will tell you that your own personal cell phone is filthier than toilet seats. Besides, what are our immune systems for, anyway? Bunch of *******, I swear.

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jenniferunicorn 5

that is why i put 4 sheets of toilet seat covers on the toilet before i use it. and sometimes you can see the pee seeping through the first sheet of toilet seat covers you put down... *shivers*

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cartedor 18

You have to be fricking blind to not see it before you sat down, totally utterly,deserved it

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nicholasj96 9

Who sits on public toilets ?

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luvy 3

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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lokar_ogar 11

how is it that women dont look before they sit?

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yeahokay7 20

People need to chill about the sitting on the toilet thing, the only reason the toilet seats in female bathrooms get that dirty is caused by people not sitting on the damn toilet. Otherwise look before you sit, OP should have smelt that from a mile away.

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daemonsparta 16

look before you sit, always look before you sit. this is why people fall in the toilet when someone leaves the seat up

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deathtojesus 20

How does one get it on the ******* seat?

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happily_married 9

Why in the world would you sit down on a public toilet??? If you just had to pee then girl you gotta squat n hover. At the very least u should have put some toilet paper down...

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