It's Thursday!

By horriblefashionsense - 26/09/2013 15:20 - United States - Winter Garden

Today, I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, "Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays." I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank you and left. FML
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EyeCeYu 7

At least you got free food. I would gladly be insulted to get food.

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150493x 29

I'd be too busy stuffing my face with the free food to be bothered about people thinking I was a homeless person.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

"I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen!" That dude is hilarious when he's all cracked out. But seriously, OP, you got free food. You didn't come straight out saying "I'm homeless, please feed me", she made an assumption and you ended up getting the better end of the deal. Maybe you have a new restaurant to go to on Thursdays! Free food for life(only onThursdays)!

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EyeCeYu 7

At least you got free food. I would gladly be insulted to get food.

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Welshite 39

You son of a biscuit eating bulldog! *offers cookie*

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x3jmac27 22

Agreed number 2. You cant ever say no to food. Its to good.

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jw90 18

They'd think I was too skinny and give me a free full course meal.

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Nyx_fml 23

18 - Are you the OP who got grounded for swearing like a little girl?

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Harshdfml 14

Free food! Look at the brighter side!

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mFUNdo21 17

I feel slightly obligated to thumb up this comment since your picture is practically seducing me to do so...

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Oh dear. Bless.

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150493x 29

I'd be too busy stuffing my face with the free food to be bothered about people thinking I was a homeless person.

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jesustitts 20

Too bad there's not a button for that, 7.

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mFUNdo21 17

I need to find this button named "agreed" that you speak of

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Rainhawk94 27

I would purposesly try to dress.like a.homeless person if it meant free food

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confusedAsFuck 34

5, anyone who replies to your comment gets thumbed down so I probably should avoid..... oh shit, too late... I'm ******..... let the thumbs down parade begin.

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Pleonasm 35

I'd be too ashamed to NOT deny it. It's a pity you took free food under the pretence of being homeless.

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Welshite 39

This is absolutely true. One less homeless person got a free sandwich; someone who needed it much more desperately.

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bluehero 17

It's not his fault they said that, if I was insulted of it I'd keep the free meal!

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queerdragon 20

I can see why Op didn't want to say anything.

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150493x 29

You have a point #6 but it must have been embarrassing. There's no harm done if it is just a one time thing. It would have been a different story if it was done on purpose.

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SWC_Penguin 17

#13 - I doubt they have a quota and cut off homeless person number 5. "Sorry! We only give out 4 sandwiches a day!" What this means is the store is out $1.50 in raw materials. I know store owners like this, they don't have a set number of sandwiches behind the counter for this. They just comp certain people.

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dtownwestside123 3

stfu trying to make them feel bad about what happened. they already feel bad enough about being called homeless and the diner will still have food for the actual homeless people that come in sooo.. just stop

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breaking_bad 7

Hey take free food whenever you can

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PureGhost 11

Umm?!? Free food I dont see anything wrong with that OP... Unless it wasn't good xD

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The_Paladin 16

This makes me wonder what about you made you look homeless...

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Soniye 14

If OP is "homeless" ... how is this post on fml ? Makes me wonder about the truth :o

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Welshite 39

Not all homeless people are devoid of technology. Libraries, Internet cafes, friends with an internet connection, etc.

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bobak_can_ani 7

Check out his nickname, you'll know

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