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By kirsty - 08/04/2012 17:18 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I went to a new deli in town. While waiting in line, I hadn't made up my mind on what to order, so I let the guy behind me go instead. Turns out he was the hundredth customer, and they gave him his lunch for free. FML

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By anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML

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By mee - 22/01/2013 18:49 - United States - Peabody

Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML

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It's Thursday!

By horriblefashionsense - 26/09/2013 15:20 - United States - Winter Garden

Today, I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, "Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays." I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank you and left. FML

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Get on with it

By HURRY IT UP - 05/12/2022 12:00

Today, I was in line at Chipotle behind the guy ordering for his entire office. FML

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We live in a society!

By hungry n hypoglycemic - 06/01/2021 17:01

Today, after standing in line for most of my lunch break just to buy food, some asshole with a cart full of stuff cut in front of me. He claimed that he was there the whole time, and the whole line, plus the cashier backed him up. I missed lunch. FML

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Panic mode

By jessie nex - 01/06/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I felt like doing a good deed, so when I bought something at a store I told the cashier to keep the change. The cashier then panicked and said, “What do I do???” Turns out, I was her first ever customer. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 19:27 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was waiting in line for what seemed like forever at the only open lane at the grocery store. The guy in front of me took his sweet time and had multiple cards rejected, before finally pulling out a $100 bill and demanding exact change. He was buying a carton of milk. FML

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By okay - 22/07/2015 04:58 - United States - Woodstock

Today, a customer complained he never got his sandwich, even though I put it in the oven, dressed it up and served it to him. When I went to clear his table off, I saw the sandwich basket. We had to give him his money back. FML

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Get back here!

By matte - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML

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Well played

By FUCK THE PIGS - 26/01/2013 20:44 - United States - Oakland

Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML

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goldfishgod 20

Monday 9 April 2012 0:14

That sounds like an episode of Spongebob.

esu 5

Monday 9 April 2012 0:14

Maybe he needed it more than you did

Comments

Spazz420 7

Monday 9 April 2012 2:43

What goes around comes around. Soon something good will happen to u unexpectedly

linkinpark98 23

Monday 9 April 2012 2:59

The same thing almost happened to me, too. Except I was the 98 costumer. -_- Oh well. All I can say is, those chips I ate were delicious! :D

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 9 April 2012 5:05

Did you dress up for the occasion? What costume did you wear?

linkinpark98 23

Monday 9 April 2012 5:27

I wanted to go as a unicorn, but the costume store clerks kicked me out for lurking in the isles. :/

MDTeddy 13

Monday 9 April 2012 3:04

That is messed up if they seen what you did. They don't care about their customers. They were going to give the next person a free lunch even if someone cut in front of you or something. You know what they would say? "Just let it go." I hate people. Also, I would have passed the free lunch on to the op if I was the guy because I would feel bad.

StalwartKitten 4

Monday 9 April 2012 3:25

How dare you! That was their home! Be prepared for an invasion when you go to sleep. Put pantyhose over your head so they can't burrow in your head :)

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 9 April 2012 5:11

Sorry, wrong FML.

SomeBossOnHere 5

Monday 9 April 2012 3:28

Sounds like another case of "nice guy finishes last" /:

BeatifulPenguin 4

Monday 9 April 2012 3:38

Ha, you fail!

stevenmx86 7

Monday 9 April 2012 3:53

Ydi for being indecisive..

gman90210 18

Monday 9 April 2012 4:07

Maybe from now on you'll now what you want before getting in line

metal4life6661 0

Monday 9 April 2012 4:16

You got food didnt you?!?! So stop your bitching!!!!! And plus you were kind about it so just go with it

charmanderCHAR 5

Monday 9 April 2012 4:59

So, because you let a stranger take cutsies, thus leading you to gain good karma points, and he got his $6-$7 dollar sandwich/lunch for free, your life is ******? How EVER will you survive?