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By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

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By Miranda - 07/06/2020 17:06

Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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By C2 - 17/01/2009 23:17 - Australia

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

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By Bo - 22/04/2009 13:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML

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By anon - 05/09/2016 08:17 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML

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By 13a5ic H1p5t3r - 15/08/2016 03:58 - United States - Spencer

Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML

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By noooooooo - 18/03/2013 00:10 - United States - Laurinburg

Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML

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By ThirdWheelHell - 30/06/2016 06:07 - United States - Farmville

Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML

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By Tag - 07/09/2015 00:54 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a male friend of mine tried to kiss me. When I shoved him away and demanded to know what the fuck he was doing, he said he didn't think I was really a lesbian because I went on a date with a guy. Once. Over 15 years ago. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Tuesday 15 June 2010 16:07

YDI for thinking small talk at a party was worthy of a kiss.

BelleElle_fml 5

Tuesday 15 June 2010 16:03

and you couldn't tell?

Comments

TheComputerGuy96 16

Tuesday 15 June 2010 17:20

How the **** could she know he was gay if he didn't tell her? Gay people are no different from straight people.

SinisterSheep 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 17:23

So go shopping with him. You have a great new friend.

Fling13 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 17:29

Holy crap this was the funniest thing I've read on the site in weeks, thanks for the laugh, sorry that your gaydar isn't working! At least you can use your new friend as a wingman to prevent this from happening again lol.

yogurtgirlie 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 17:36

u couldn't tell? never make the first move!

SexiLade22 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 17:42

This is definatly a "WIN".. now you have a real friend and shopping buddy!!!

pottie69 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 17:49

no, he screamed definately gay

Namenlos_fml 20

Tuesday 15 June 2010 17:56

Either your gaydar is broken, or you're gullible enough to believe his lie. either way, pretty sad.

vivek585 5

Tuesday 15 June 2010 18:26

Haha Normally, I don't comment on FML but this 1 had me LOL'ing so much I just had to. :-p It sorta reminds of Seinfeld...how George converted Susan into a lesbian...and how Kramer brings them back! LOL Oh and sorry OP. Better luck next time I guess...