By gorillalove - 11/09/2010 19:25 - United States

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Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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jimshrimp 0

ive seen this fml before >.>

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TheHappyOne 0

oh that's hot(: I bet she returned the favor yes?(;

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alphaomega1986 0

14 and 15 are hot!!!

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snizzlesnuzzle 0

aww he likes you!

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Bliitz1 0

Aw, gross how majority of the comments on here told you to help the gorilla out. xD I wouldn't count this as an FML at all. Its funny. :]

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Compass 0

YDI for being sexually attractive. Honestly. Whys is your life ****** because you have been declared sexually attractive by another creature?

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JazzieeMamass 0

lmao , this is a def faviorate. Dont worry hun , maybee he just thinkss your really pretty :D

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ZeroMachine 3

Hmm, I think that's actually a sign of aggression. Locking eyes with a male gorilla is seen as a challenge, so he was probably trying to put his "scent" in the air to assert his dominance. Probably good there was glass between you, or at least a partition of some kind.

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