By gorillalove - 11/09/2010 19:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 304
You deserved it 10 562

Same thing different taste

Comments

xDannyVx 0

Ahahah thts what ya do when ur parents walk in on ya jerkin it, look em in the eye and finish like a beast

FYL? More like **** that poor gorilla's life because he has to spend his entire life in a cage being stared at by people who think that they're learning about wild animals by going to the zoo. I guess it never occurs to them that sociologists don't study prison populations when they want to learn about humans in general, or that it's cruel to imprison animals merely for our pleasure. Go on a hike or at least visit a sanctuary instead that is rehabilitating animals to be re-released or taking care of animals that can't be re-released.

What it wants, you've got! If you just figure out what causes humans to spontaneously fap to you, you've mastered life.

Consider the opposite situation. if he was jerking it, stopped, looked you in the eyes, and put it away, what does that say? you aren't attractive enough for a gorilla. Take it as a compliment. LOL

blondie105 0
BoneThugBaby 0

lmao why didnt u help him out!!?!? i know would lmao jk

there are **** stars who can't even say that happened to them. I'd have my head up high and bragging that to everyone I meet!