Intimacy: Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked...

By gorillalove - 11/09/2010 19:25 - United States

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2019 18:00

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

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By foojew93 - 09/08/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 03:52 - United States

Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 12:53 - United States

Today, while at the zoo with my boyfriend, he pointed at the howling gorillas and shouted over to me: "Hah! That's what you sound like in bed!" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 04:00 - Venezuela - Caracas

Today, I went to park with a guy I've been infatuated for a long time. We got into his car and found a lovely lonely spot. Then he started talking about kinks, and I noticed that he had a gorilla suit in the back. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 10:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to the zoo to see all of my favorite animals. When I got there, I realized they must've all been on strike or something, and refused to come out of their enclosures. FML

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By mc_dreamy - 21/08/2010 16:49 - United States

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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By LennyComa - 19/03/2017 00:00

Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML

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By bunny - 16/08/2009 13:58 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

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Sunday 12 September 2010 1:26

u must be hot!!!!!

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Sunday 12 September 2010 1:27

pics or... nevermind.

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asianbanana 5

Sunday 12 September 2010 12:55

but hardly any from asia.

AKlesbian907 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 12:57

haha think this is the first fml that's made me lol!

xxjoseph1543xx 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 13:13

was the gorilla sexy at least?

ctlnaaia71 8

Sunday 12 September 2010 14:31

of course they do that! each one of you who thinks they don't Jack off, is an ape!

mike_from_the_sc 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 14:58

thts not an fml

CireSisselpud 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 15:01

that's bullshit

TOL_fml 6

Sunday 12 September 2010 15:34

That would be so cool if you had sex with him and got pregnant! It would be a whole new species gorilla/humans we can call em' gorilmans or humillas haha. but.....if ur a guy.....no humillas:(