By gorillalove - 11/09/2010 19:25 - United States

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Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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Jest_fml 0

To be fairly honest, it would be almost impossible to have sex with a gorilla as a human, considering they have an average penis size of 1.5 inches. That while the regular man has one four times that size.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Like someone said above, then have tiny penises. And small testicles too. So if you see one jerking off while humming "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.." it is lying.

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ERich331 3

how is this an FML? I'd say funny story.

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Miss_gord 0

omj that is soooo flippen hilarious,

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frayster 2

as nasty as it sounds ur his animal pornography

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crystaltwylyght 0

sounds like a compliment to me. i mean, he even looked you in the eyes, which almost no human man would do. he was trying to connect with you more than sexually

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nerdsgetmehot 22

On the bright side, you're apparently so attractive that even gorillas notice. Doesn't sound like a bad thing to me!

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