By gorillalove - 11/09/2010 19:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 304
You deserved it 10 562

Same thing different taste

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Aren't you not supposed to just walk straight up to gorillas? There's a certain etiquette... I remember as a kid when I went to the zoo and saw the gorillas, one of the workers there taught me how to approach the cage -- you back up and sit with your back to the glass, and then they'll possibly approach you.

I certainly hope not. That would mean it would have to complement a different occasion, and this one incident is bad enough. Take it as a *compliment* that this little story is all I gave you.

This happened to my wife last year, except with some other non-human primate at the zoo. Spastastic, she clearly can walk up to that gorilla whenever she wants!

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tenaka_fml 0

165 - Seriously? Would you like a diagram?

whaat the **** xD how can gorillas do that 8D you must be hot :)

it would've been really bad if you had gotten strangely aroused and then did the same.

talk about primal urges! remember, there's no touching of the animals.