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By Concert Flatulent - 10/07/2012 04:44 - United States - Marshall

Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I farted at a crowded concert, and people started commenting on said fart. I specifically went out of my way to eat certain foods all day so that it wouldn't happen. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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Ight imma head out

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I was nervously observing a delicate medical procedure while training at my new job. I tried to stifle a sneeze and instead (as you can probably guess) ripped the biggest, most cartoonishly loud fart of my life. My ass sounded like a tuba and I was asked to leave the room. FML

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By American idol - 06/04/2011 06:19

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML

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By anon - 04/06/2009 11:35 - United States

Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML

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By gassy - 29/12/2012 09:32 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

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By anonymous - 08/06/2011 16:47 - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I had a dictation test. The whole classroom was silent, but I suddenly needed to fart. Not to break the silence, I wanted to fart slowly in the hope it would be silent. It didn't make the fart less obvious, it just made it longer, so that everyone noticed and started laughing. FML

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:21

So you play a woodwind?

zachherbert 10

Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:22

"That's one weird sounding tuba..."

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rockurheart 9

Friday 13 July 2012 13:00

try playing assassins creed , it might help;D

gmc_blossom 21

Saturday 14 July 2012 8:36

Maybe it's Photoshop.

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 14 July 2012 12:33

I think you misread the FML #88, the OP was in the audience attending the concert, not playing in the orchestra.

CallMeBloo 31

Saturday 14 July 2012 20:43

You do realize that they have bathrooms in concert halls, right?

Historylover 0

Wednesday 18 July 2012 17:36

I'm sure you could be a part of the band...lmao.....never interupt the dramatic rests in an orchestra concert! (Coming from a violinist..)

Flowsidon 6

Friday 20 July 2012 4:56

Well that stinks...

captainburke 5

Tuesday 31 July 2012 2:39

That's funny as hell

TurkeySlab 9

Saturday 3 November 2012 4:02

So that was what it was

muzikmaestro 15

Friday 9 November 2012 4:23

lol never done THAT.... but have sneezed while I was performing in concerts! uber embarrassing nonetheless!

ShoyuSauceSoup 26

Thursday 21 March 2013 9:29

I imagined the scene, and it was very funny. As someone said before, what a dramatic fart!

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Ight imma head out

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