Health: Today, I went to boxing and this hot chick asked me if I was...

By Gbeat411 - 25/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went to boxing and this hot chick asked me if I was wearing a sports cup. I replied yes, when I wasn't. I thought she was going to check with her hand and feel. She checked with her knee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 010

You deserved it 71 264

Carnival of Disasters
Dive into carnival, where hilarious costumes meet unexpected mishaps. Laughter is guaranteed, mask or no mask! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Nutless - 02/04/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, one of my baseball teammates thought it would be funny to perform a "cup-check", by hitting our crotches with the end of a baseball bat. I was actually watching the game, so I didn't see him when he came up and hit me. I wasn't wearing a cup. My nuts have shrunk by half of regular size. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 571

You deserved it 12 425

Hot stuff

By Liam. - 01/02/2010 05:15 - France

Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 656

You deserved it 51 996

By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 10:28 - United States

Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 057

You deserved it 31 048

By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 14:53 - United States - Pekin

Today, I was at a football game with my boyfriend. I said my hands were getting cold, hoping he'd hold them. He replied, "Uh, they make pockets for a reason..." and physically showed me how to put my hands in my pockets. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 201

You deserved it 7 879

By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 510

You deserved it 5 193

Badass

By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 12:29 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my friend invited me to his boxing club for the first time. Since I'm somewhat short and scrawny-looking, he was worried that the workout would be too difficult for me. I waved him off and told him that I was tougher than I looked. Five minutes into class, I sprained my ankle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 955

You deserved it 4 952

By Idiot - 22/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 888

You deserved it 1 353

By donuts678 - 16/08/2015 23:37 - United States - Passaic

Today, at the camp that I work at, a little girl asked to "feel" my muscles. Thinking it was cute, I flexed for her. She laughed and said, "No, really." FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 316

You deserved it 8 216

Distraction

By girlie - 04/03/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 448

You deserved it 47 512

By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 797

You deserved it 81 445

SirSantpoort 0

Friday 25 June 2010 12:12

YDI for lying.

GavinRoskamp 0

Friday 25 June 2010 12:12

Idiot.

Comments

skittles88 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 7:53

someones not having kids:)

fxxxmylyfe 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 8:18

that is insanely idiotic of you... nice going.

ReptarOzoneKing 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 10:33

roses are red violets are blue your a dumbass I'm glad she kicked you :D

fadingaway 17

Saturday 26 June 2010 13:46

107 ftw

xgetxbentx 13

Saturday 26 June 2010 14:53

ydi for being such a desperate perv you had to try and trick a girl into touching you.

Deemon_Cat 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 19:01

Dude, you should've known.

israelnotjacob 20

Saturday 26 June 2010 20:43

Wow... you seriously expected that she was going to confirm you were by feeling your crotch area when you must not even know each other? You are beyond pathetic. Obviously you weren't going to be expecting her to knee you in the crotch, but if you were expecting her to feel you down there then you couldn't possibly deserve this any more. If anything she should have kicked you as hard as is humanly possible. That would be more just.