By Trainer Calypso - 27/11/2014 20:38 - United States - Schofield

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Today, I went to celebrate Thanksgiving with my family. I watched as my uncle and his girlfriend snuck off to the bathroom together, where they stayed until someone else tried to get in. When they came out, she was wiping her mouth. I need new eyes. FML
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PenguinBitch 43

Looks like the turkey wasn't the only thing getting stuffed.

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Comments

aliciavanham 13

Ewhl, i knew where that was going when you said: snuck off. Seriously a trauma for life if i were you.

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TheMalygos 21

There could be so many other things that could've happened!

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vipirius 18

What kind of sheltered innocent life have you lead that this is a "trauma"?

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YepThatsMeee 23

#14 You might just commit yourself to a mental institution right away if you refuse to believe that people outside your own age group are having sex.

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igive 29

Oh it's not that bad. Gross, but not life damaging. Seeing your grandma naked, now that's life traumtizing.

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cmchappy 25

If only short term memory loss came in bottles

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BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22

Maybe you can ask Santa for two new eyes for christmas.

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ChildrenOfFilth 12

She needed some gravy.

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FelixJC 14

At first, I read this as your uncle snuck off with YOUR girlfriend. Glad it wasn't though. Still, FYL op.

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davisjenny81 30

so Did I and I was going to say She was Cheating at games between the family

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MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21

The holidays make some "happier" than others. Sorry OP!

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keiNan_fml 35

who wipes their mouth after kissing?? do you??

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evilamoebaattack 20

who knows? maybe the uncle was slobbery? i'm hoping against hope that they were just kissing, to be honest.

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HairIsEverything 15

#35 Excuse me but aren't you like 12 years old? You're honestly making me sad because you think that's good, or cool...

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eleven22 11

I was simply noting that they weren't "banging", it was implied in the FML that she was giving the uncle a *******

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orbit 22

#36 her username clearly states she is eleven...or 23. I'm so confused now.

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