Intimacy: Today, I went to celebrate Thanksgiving with my family. I watched...

By Trainer Calypso - 27/11/2014 20:38 - United States - Schofield

Today, I went to celebrate Thanksgiving with my family. I watched as my uncle and his girlfriend snuck off to the bathroom together, where they stayed until someone else tried to get in. When they came out, she was wiping her mouth. I need new eyes. FML

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Today, I followed my wife out, since she's been acting strangely lately and I was suspicious. She met up with a guy at a restaurant, who she later claimed was her brother. Either she's cheating on me, or it's tradition in her family to make out and grope each other at the end of meals. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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By eww - 13/06/2012 06:13 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I was at a big family reunion at my aunt's place. Before dinner, I went outside in the garden for a smoke. Through the kitchen window, I saw my cousin spit in the soup. Twice. My aunt patted his back and continued stirring. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2012 05:46 - United States - Olympia

Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom, half blind. I sat down on the toilet and realized just a little late that my older sister and her boyfriend were having sex in the bathtub. FML

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Googolman 29

Friday 28 November 2014 0:21

Maybe it was her way of saying thanks.

PenguinBitch 43

Friday 28 November 2014 0:26

Looks like the turkey wasn't the only thing getting stuffed.

Comments

tonyfan00 38

Friday 28 November 2014 5:10

Time to throw up MY meal...FYL indeed. *blUAAAAAAaaaaaAaacbubbkakaaa........*

worldclassrager 39

Friday 28 November 2014 5:12

Desperate times call for desperate measures...

juliawolak 8

Friday 28 November 2014 5:59

Be thankful it wasnt YOUR gf OP

Witchylady 17

Friday 28 November 2014 7:35

Thanks giving sausage

jaydemonkey 6

Friday 28 November 2014 8:07

Oh wow. I would be embarrassed if I was that chick.

sabbyheartswhat 23

Friday 28 November 2014 8:25

It can't just be me that sees no big deal here. If you'd opened the bathroom door, sure. Heard noises, definitely. Or even worse, saw WHAT she was wiping off her mouth. *shudders* But just seeing your uncle and his girlfriend coming out of the bathroom together, no biggie to me. Not saying its the best thing you want to see at holidays. But it's definitely not a terrible image. Go back to the dinner table and don't eat or drink after either of them. And certainly no good bye kisses.