Love: Today, I went to choir rehearsal at 7:30 in the morning. When...

By snowinggrey - 19/02/2012 04:03 - United States

Today, I went to choir rehearsal at 7:30 in the morning. When the guy I have a major crush on stood next to me, I got really excited, so I tried to sound good. After the song ended, he asked me if I wanted some gum to cover up my morning breath. FML

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Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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Today, I was sitting next to the guy I like and he was doing homework. Then, he looks up, his eyes meeting mine. His smooth voice mutters my name as his face inches closer to mine. I can feel his minty breath against my face. My pulse is racing. Then, he says, "What's a pronoun?" FML

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By beriles - 15/01/2010 05:25 - United States

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By justjust - 28/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML

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By splitzville - 16/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

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By vishurricanes - 10/06/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML

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By sydneybourgeois - 13/08/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

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Sunday 19 February 2012 9:15

Aw, he's caring! Sounds like he was kinda polite about it :L

DontClickOnMe 28

Sunday 19 February 2012 9:15

How embarrassing, but sounds like someone needs to brush their teeth better.

Comments

perdix 29

Sunday 19 February 2012 9:28

He might be interested in you, playing it off that your breath at 7:30 am is "morning breath." Surely, you brushed your teeth before you went to school. A bad move would have been to accept the gum and set him straight that it was your normal breath.

bettyc4 26

Sunday 19 February 2012 9:36

Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!

gators1995 30

Wednesday 3 July 2013 21:30

Win!

simplyunique907 4

Sunday 19 February 2012 9:37

wow lol im sorry to say this but FYL

fugazeeb 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 12:13

don't be sorry. op ydi. bad oral hygiene is not ok

RinaVampire31 18

Sunday 19 February 2012 9:37

Be happy he wasn't a dick about it.

perdix 29

Sunday 19 February 2012 10:06

I'd say that mentioning the morning breath was kind of a dick move. A gentleman would offer her a piece of gum as he prepares to pop one in his mouth. This distracts from the fact that her mouth smells like ass and just seems that he is being polite by offering her gum before chewing some himself.

NateSkye 3

Sunday 19 February 2012 11:58

I agree, at least she didn't have a case of ganon breath, only saria knows what would've happend to that poor boy.

omarzrgz 3

Sunday 19 February 2012 9:43

I can't stand morning breath; not just on other people but on myself as well

gators1995 30

Wednesday 3 July 2013 21:33

I agree with this statement

simplyunique907 4

Sunday 19 February 2012 9:43

It depends on the way he said it ...

karagarren 8

Sunday 19 February 2012 9:44

Maybe you should brush your tongue more. you can buy a tongue scraper too. those help a lot when paired with brushing your tongue. you'd be suprised how much you miss.