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By disney - 26/11/2009 16:30 - United States

Today, I went to Disney World. I fell and hit my head while jumping up and down to see Ariel. I'm a 35 year-old man. FML

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By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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By pussyOUT - 01/09/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML

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By aero00 - 27/07/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML

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Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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By a faint recollection - 23/05/2016 01:57 - United States - Goshen

Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML

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By creepedoutmom - 17/05/2015 16:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML

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X0XyentroucX0X 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 20:07

i seen her...i dont blame u she is pretty hot

Rocksygen 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 20:13

Talking about Ariel, how do mermaids reproduce ?

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petitemort 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 22:57

I'm sure that's the reaction most creeps over the age of thirty have to cute, young girls wearing bikini tops.

sTejaski 0

Friday 27 November 2009 1:09

u are a judgemental twat petitemort. My guess is ur french.

faxe 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 23:31

Dude I know you want to taste the fish, but this is not the way to go about it.

DynamicDave 11

Thursday 26 November 2009 23:34

I've never been there, but I thought most of them had huge mascot-type costumes where they're entirely covered.. if it was a hot girl in a bikini I don't blame you. Otherwise, YDI. So I'm not voting

wolfy_fml 5

Friday 27 November 2009 1:33

Only non-humanoid charactors have huge costumes if I am not mistaken. It has been a long time (over 15 years) since I went to a Disney park though. I do remember charactors like Ariel, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, etc just wore pretty dresses (or in Ariels case, top and fins). Charactors like Goofy, Donald, Mickey, Minnie, etc wore mascot-like costumes.

sTejaski 0

Friday 27 November 2009 1:06

I would have done the same if it was Snow White! If you cant be a kid in Disneyworld...

RacheeRoo 0

Friday 27 November 2009 1:11

i could see my teacher doing that... wait a sec... he just turned 35.. haha!!! i doubt ur him that THAT would be hysterical!!!

dacman48 0

Friday 27 November 2009 1:53

PEDO!!!

beanstalk0311 0

Friday 27 November 2009 2:07

That's creepy and disturbing almost.

HighLife19 0

Friday 27 November 2009 2:27

Wow. Are you a registered sex-offender?

youlose_ 0

Friday 27 November 2009 3:24

aladdin is hotter. :P

huskycheer2015 0

Friday 27 November 2009 5:37

Do you by any chance have a boyfriend... or was he the one dressed up as Ariel...

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