Disney and Miscellaneous: Today, I went to Disney World. I fell and hit my head while jumping...

By disney - 26/11/2009 16:30 - United States

Today, I went to Disney World. I fell and hit my head while jumping up and down to see Ariel. I'm a 35 year-old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2018 20:30

Today, I, a man in his 40s, had to be taken to the hospital because I was laughing so hard at an old Disney movie that my diaphragm went into spasms. I stopped breathing and passed out for a few minutes, and my son had to call an ambulance. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 05:15 - United States

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

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By NoRunning - 17/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

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By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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By pussyOUT - 01/09/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML

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By aero00 - 27/07/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML

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By DwarvenWalrus - 16/08/2017 01:30

Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML

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By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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By a faint recollection - 23/05/2016 01:57 - United States - Goshen

Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML

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By creepedoutmom - 17/05/2015 16:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML

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Thursday 26 November 2009 20:07

i seen her...i dont blame u she is pretty hot

Rocksygen 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 20:13

Talking about Ariel, how do mermaids reproduce ?

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lostfaithinpppl 19

Thursday 26 November 2009 21:37

OP, this fml is awesome! I laughed my ass off ... oh, and YDI of course :D

Luxen 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 21:40

Who cares?! You went to Disneyworld! That is awesome! even hurting yourself you surely had a great time.

napero 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 21:53

Also, youre short :)

COBRAMORPH 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 22:00

Well, the little **** can make a priest have a boner.

adden 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 22:01

ouchh

ChurchofFagenism 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 22:17

I think I sort of love you

Jason_Q 4

Thursday 26 November 2009 22:18

Yeah, redheads drive me crazy too.

Bloodknight 22

Thursday 26 November 2009 22:43

I'd totally be like too if I was at Disney, haha! Can't fault ya for that one...

Emperor_Jim 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 22:54

Consider suicide.

SamanthaKosor 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 22:56

I really really like that!

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