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By Username - 15/12/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

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By Ansharus - 06/06/2016 13:47 - Belgium - Londerzeel

Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML

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By NotAThief - 14/08/2016 22:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a store to buy some noodles, but they were out, so I left empty handed. When I left, the store the alarm went off so I was called back in, and they searched my bag. They didn't find any stolen goods. They did find a dead mouse my cat must have left for me, though. FML

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By Username - 04/08/2010 05:18 - France

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2011 05:28 - United States

Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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Thursday 15 December 2011 15:47

Orange you glad they didn't take your banana?

wafflesyay 2

Thursday 15 December 2011 15:45

Ok then..

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capnbzarr 43

Saturday 17 December 2011 4:38

Sounds like a fun place to work. Find out who did it, and put hot sauce in his coffee.

MyHorseTango 7

Saturday 17 December 2011 7:41

How does someone even come up with that idea let alone actually take the time to nail it to the ceiling....

BloodyHell119 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 8:09

Dont you just hate it when your fruit gets nailed to the ceiling? It's so inconvenient.

por2gezstud 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 17:14

Put glue in the key hole so next time know one gets there lunch.

Reddeaded 5

Saturday 17 December 2011 17:52

Suicidal orange

cunningchick 1

Saturday 17 December 2011 20:22

Wtf??

Gothicbunnyx3 16

Sunday 18 December 2011 0:49

Set up a video camera next time!

kemmiixxbear 3

Sunday 18 December 2011 4:17

teheheheheheh something I'd do:)

thejedi08 10

Sunday 18 December 2011 10:05

your co workers are... AWESOME!

samimurr28 10

Tuesday 20 December 2011 5:06

I hate it when that happens.

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