By Anonymous - 17/01/2011 02:43 - United States

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Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML
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yake12 0

wow! normally I would say ydi for getting a name tattoo but kids are different!! well someone else may be the father but if you raise her properly you can be her dad

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Lufferkinz 0

That sucks! I'm not telling you how to live, but I recommend you dump your wife for being a **** but don't give up on the kid. As I've been told before, your real parents are the ones who love and care for you, not related by bloodline. You can't just stop loving her since you already started! The poor kid deserves a father.

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redtigerlily 5

Who does that anymore. So dam tacky. YDI.

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ianfyl121 0

ditch the ***** and take custody of your kid due to an unfit parent *because she f**ked so many people*

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GHCheerleader14 0

Jerry springer time.(:

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JDMdude 0

this was probably said like over 1,000,000 times but ****

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Ugi 26

Wow! I read this and thought it was going to be you or a friend. Wasn't expecting every guy in the village! You clearly love your daughter - you wouldn't be getting her inked if you didn't. At least in the UK, if you were married to the mother when the kid was born then she is legally your kid and no other man has any rights to her. Whatever course you take with your wife, it sounds like your daughter may need you to be a loving parent.

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