Health: Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system...

By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML

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By whotouchedyou1 - 26/08/2014 02:37 - United States - Cypress

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

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By ashily24 - 07/02/2018 15:00

Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML

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By nicolette5785452 - 16/11/2010 15:34 - United States

Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2022 12:00

Today, I went to hospital for a potential stomach bug. According to a CT scan, I also found out that I have uterine fibroids as well. Yay for being a woman. FML

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By Crazy09 - 08/04/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me, "Don't worry, it's not yours." FML

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By MeOhMy23 - 25/11/2020 07:59 - United States - Tazewell

Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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By Jules7594 - 12/06/2015 13:02 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, an ultrasound tech complimented me on my "exceptionally full bladder." That's probably the best compliment I've received this week. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2015 02:02 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital for a scan. The tech went wide-eyed and stared at his screen in horror before realizing I could see him. He wouldn't tell me what he saw, apparently only my doctor is allowed to do that. So now I have to wait for god knows how long to get my results back. FML

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By actually just constipated.. and stupid - 04/03/2015 15:03 - Tunisia

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

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Henry2 5

Wednesday 9 February 2011 9:07

No way! I know exactly what your going through. I found out today that I have two testicles!

AkeemKN 1

Wednesday 9 February 2011 9:03

that is as stupid as asking if having 2 dicks normal.

Comments

SkateboardGirl88 11

Thursday 10 February 2011 2:53

OMFG Is that possible??!!

Flipflops4ever 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 3:48

Didelphys...now that wd b a gr8 name 4 a band

Miss_Represented 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 4:23

I have the same condition. it's called uterus didelphys! just wait till you get preggo, drs call in the whole flippen office to look.

Ronnie_loves_you 11

Tuesday 22 February 2011 4:42

I have it too. I just wanna get rid of it.

sueannpalma 7

Thursday 10 February 2011 4:26

kool!!!!!!!!

kga78 1

Thursday 10 February 2011 4:58

Congratulations on having two uteruses. A dear friend of mine had two uteruses, not exactly an exhilarating experience for her. But again, congratulations.