Health: Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system...

By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML

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By whotouchedyou1 - 26/08/2014 02:37 - United States - Cypress

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

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By ashily24 - 07/02/2018 15:00

Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML

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By nicolette5785452 - 16/11/2010 15:34 - United States

Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2022 12:00

Today, I went to hospital for a potential stomach bug. According to a CT scan, I also found out that I have uterine fibroids as well. Yay for being a woman. FML

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By Crazy09 - 08/04/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me, "Don't worry, it's not yours." FML

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By MeOhMy23 - 25/11/2020 07:59 - United States - Tazewell

Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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By Jules7594 - 12/06/2015 13:02 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, an ultrasound tech complimented me on my "exceptionally full bladder." That's probably the best compliment I've received this week. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2015 02:02 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital for a scan. The tech went wide-eyed and stared at his screen in horror before realizing I could see him. He wouldn't tell me what he saw, apparently only my doctor is allowed to do that. So now I have to wait for god knows how long to get my results back. FML

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By actually just constipated.. and stupid - 04/03/2015 15:03 - Tunisia

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

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Henry2 5

Wednesday 9 February 2011 9:07

No way! I know exactly what your going through. I found out today that I have two testicles!

AkeemKN 1

Wednesday 9 February 2011 9:03

that is as stupid as asking if having 2 dicks normal.

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alg911 3

Wednesday 9 February 2011 17:15

That's awesome! definitely not an FML!!

letsgetouttahere 3

Wednesday 9 February 2011 18:49

It's not awesome if it's causing her abdominal pain.

sum1two 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 17:30

this is not an FML this is cool!!!

horseracingjocey 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 17:41

that is extremely rare! the ultrasound tech has probably never seen it in his/her career so that's really not an FML unless you are a man.

ruca 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 19:02

it's not that uncommon. but you deff need to be careful about getting pregnant. both uteruses can hold a child. buuut to the second or third comment I agree. never trust a tech. my last pelvic ultrasound the woman said I was fine then asked questions hinting she found a tumor.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Wednesday 9 February 2011 19:32

That would probably be because she wasn't actually allowed to tell you if she found anything, or saw anything that might have been worrisome because most lab techs are not actually doctors.