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By UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

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By ClumsyBarista - 20/12/2016 05:04 - United States - Springfield

Today, while serving a line of ten customers by myself at the coffee shop I work at, I knocked over a cup of steaming hot milk and it went all over the coffee bar, espresso machine, floor, and myself. I then had to act like everything was fine and make a line of drinks with milk everywhere. FML

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By Coffee - 06/08/2018 16:30

Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML

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Flustered

By Anonymous - 14/02/2025 00:00 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet a potential client. As soon as I sat down, I knocked my coffee over, and it splashed all over my lap. I tried to play it off by making a joke, but then I hadn’t bring a spare pair of pants, and the client turned up just as I was mopping my crotch with paper towels. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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By burnnnnn - 22/02/2010 01:31 - Ecuador

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

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WAKE UP IT'S MONDAY MORNING!

By Anonymous - 02/09/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I was running late for work so I grabbed my coffee to go. I was rushing down the stairs when I stumbled a bit and spilled the entire cup of coffee all over myself. I had to go back up, change clothes, and was still late. The kicker? It was decaf. FML

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No tip for you

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:34 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

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Butter fingers

By SplashOuch - 05/01/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML

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By Tori - 16/02/2011 07:40 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML

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By tryandtryagain - 28/04/2011 04:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass of red wine when I lost balance and spilt it everywhere. After cleaning the floor and myself up and after refilling a new glass, I did exactly the same thing again. FML

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Greenteamextreme 16

Thursday 27 November 2014 8:05

I did that with 2 coffees yesterday. Didnt learn the first time the universe didnt want me to have coffee that day.

luckyme143 13

Thursday 27 November 2014 8:02

aww I'm sorry op that sucks! hope tomorrow turns out better for you!

Comments

briang959 47

Thursday 27 November 2014 8:23

That sucks OP.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 27 November 2014 8:25

We'll that made the day a latte worse...

klaudia_ 14

Thursday 27 November 2014 9:10

oh buddy?

Donat96 20

Thursday 27 November 2014 9:11

We all have those days, OP. I hope you feel better.

keiNan_fml 35

Thursday 27 November 2014 9:12

don't feel low op, get another latte and relax... everyday brings new sunshine and new hope...

2i1337i2iscore 13

Thursday 27 November 2014 9:28

You certainly know how to make a splash

momac86 17

Thursday 27 November 2014 9:30

No use crying over spilt steamed milk

Mauskau 35

Thursday 27 November 2014 11:15

Yesterday I opened the fridge to have a whole pot of yoghurt fall out and explode everywhere. I ruined my shoes that I'd had for two days, and my mum continued watching TV and wouldn't even ask if I was okay. At least you would've had people checking on you and helping you out...