Money and Health: Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and...

By Coffee - 06/08/2018 16:30

Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML

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You deserved it 1 105

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By UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

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You deserved it 3 323

By burnnnnn - 22/02/2010 01:31 - Ecuador

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

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You deserved it 2 816

Butter fingers

By SplashOuch - 05/01/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML

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You deserved it 7 196

Butter fingers

By flop of shame - 17/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML

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You deserved it 202

I'm not okay

By butterbody - 23/03/2014 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML

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You deserved it 6 812

WAKE UP IT'S MONDAY MORNING!

By Anonymous - 02/09/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I was running late for work so I grabbed my coffee to go. I was rushing down the stairs when I stumbled a bit and spilled the entire cup of coffee all over myself. I had to go back up, change clothes, and was still late. The kicker? It was decaf. FML

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You deserved it 332

You tried

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 973

You deserved it 454

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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You deserved it 4 260

In through the out door

By NeedTea - 21/12/2018 06:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at Starbucks to get tea before work and was surprised that there wasn't a line. As I was leaving, the automatic door closed, knocking my tea out of my hand. I headed back in, only to discover a huge line had formed and they made me pay for the replacement that their door spilled. FML

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You deserved it 789

By ClumsyBarista - 20/12/2016 05:04 - United States - Springfield

Today, while serving a line of ten customers by myself at the coffee shop I work at, I knocked over a cup of steaming hot milk and it went all over the coffee bar, espresso machine, floor, and myself. I then had to act like everything was fine and make a line of drinks with milk everywhere. FML

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You deserved it 1 059

RichardPencil 30

Monday 6 August 2018 16:52

Looks like karma decided not to wait until your next life to screw you over for stealing someone else’s coffee. Happy birthday, ya crook.

Zekfen 17

Monday 6 August 2018 18:57

I don’t know what is worse, that you think getting peed on by somebody is better, or that others agree with you.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 6 August 2018 16:52

Looks like karma decided not to wait until your next life to screw you over for stealing someone else’s coffee. Happy birthday, ya crook.

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 7 August 2018 0:23

Except they probably made two for OP by mistake and knowingly let her take both.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 7 August 2018 3:26

That's possible, but it's funnier otherwise.

Emma Marshall 19

Tuesday 7 August 2018 8:13

Yeah they're totally a crook when the barista is the one at fault. Ya weirdo.

Charlie Given 26

Monday 6 August 2018 17:13

Well a coffee shower is better than a golden shower for your birthday but Happy Birthday anyway 😋

joeyl1990 28

Monday 6 August 2018 17:20

And that is where we disagree.

Zekfen 17

Monday 6 August 2018 18:57

I don’t know what is worse, that you think getting peed on by somebody is better, or that others agree with you.

weaboo 12

Monday 6 August 2018 23:39

That’s not what it means... ask google what it means if you wanna know more

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 7 August 2018 0:25

That’s exactly what it means.

blightsight 10

Monday 6 August 2018 20:29

How do you walk into a door?

Davros 12

Monday 6 August 2018 20:50

John Lennon singing: Birthday karmas gonna get you. Door gonna spill coffee in your face. When you walk into work, gonna spill all over the place.

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 7 August 2018 15:57

OP, this WAS your (very) lucky day! (Just simply the wrong form of luck: bad) :-(

tounces7 27

Friday 10 August 2018 6:52

Clearly you should have drank some of the coffee before going anywhere so you'd be awake first.

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You tried

In through the out door

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