Miscellaneous: Today, I went to get new shoes. I'm a pretty tall girl and I...

By theyre not THAT big. - 01/07/2013 04:35 - United States - Auburn

Today, I went to get new shoes. I'm a pretty tall girl and I have proportional feet. I asked the cute guy who worked there for a size 9.5. He burst into laughter before putting on a shocked face and saying, "Oh wait... You're serious." Goodbye, self esteem. FML

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By footfetish - 02/02/2013 11:21 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, a male employee at a shoe shop helped me try on shoes. Once I found a pair, I went to pay for them. I was telling the cashier about how great of an employee he was when she told me there were no male employees. A guy with a foot fetish helped me find shoes. FML

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By BobE - 31/07/2019 06:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I went to a mall and got some really awesome shoes. I went home to find out that they are actually women's shoes. I'm a dude. FML

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By Gregory - 28/11/2008 10:28 - France

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 01:11 - Canada

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

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By BigFoot - 29/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was trying on some shoes when I felt the heels break underneath me. Not only did they cost two paychecks worth, but as I was leaving I heard the sales girl say that "we really should have a weight limit for who can try on our products." FML

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By NotASize0 - 04/04/2013 15:12 - Denmark

Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML

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Booted

By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 07:32 - Australia

Today, a middle-aged woman came into the shoe shop where I work, and asked me to help her put on a pair of boots that were obviously too small. Simultaneously as I knelt down by her feet, she booted me in the face while we tried to get them on. FML

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By smallpaycheck - 16/08/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML

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By Rose - 15/06/2012 05:54 - United States - Tenino

Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML

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By Kim - 05/05/2021 04:01

Today, at work, I was waiting in line to pay my food at the cafeteria when I noticed the doctor who was in front of me had these really cool looking shoes on. I told him, "I like your shoes!" He turned over, looked at me and didn’t say anything back. FML

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olpally 32

Monday 1 July 2013 12:04

What a dick. Shove one of your shoes straight up his ass...

skellingtonfart 18

Monday 1 July 2013 12:07

9.5 isn't even a huge size, I know of women with size 11 feet. Honestly, no one notices your feet, don't worry about it!

Comments

M1SPEED 9

Monday 1 July 2013 16:56

Who cares about shoe size? be confident in who you are. My wife wears a size 10 and she is beautiful. Yay guy was just an idiot!

ShakeDisPlace 10

Monday 1 July 2013 17:04

Well OP, you'll do good for someone who has a foot fetish :D

HeartForMusic 23

Monday 1 July 2013 17:16

Don't worry one bit girl, I'm a size 10 and am pretty damn happy with my feet. Certain shoes can also give the illusion of smaller feet if you feel uncomfortable with their size :)

jsk218 5

Monday 1 July 2013 17:22

9.5 isn't average? Seriously, I'm a short girl and wear size 9. **** him.

bonesofkhaos 9

Monday 1 July 2013 17:27

What a dick! That's not even that big!!

Kauphy 12

Monday 1 July 2013 17:28

That's not big at all. I wear a 10.5, don't sweat it OP.

monstababe92 6

Monday 1 July 2013 17:32

I know how you feel. I am pretty tall and I wear between 9.5 and 11. depends on the shoe. I was told when I was little just to buy the show box and where it. I thought my mom was gonna punch the salesman in the face LOL. :) you are not alone!!

ZombieInConverse 13

Monday 1 July 2013 17:34

me and all the women in my family wear tens. Not odd considering our height. 5'9 5'11 and 5'4

ZombieInConverse 13

Monday 1 July 2013 17:39

I would tell you to shove thw shoes up his ass, but I dont think thwy would fit. Not because you have big feet, but because hes such a tight ass.

vladimirnabokov 15

Monday 1 July 2013 17:54

my 12 year old cousin is 5'11" and wears a size 12, and I'm sure there are tons of tall women with feet the same size as yours - and a 9.5 is perfectly normal. I'm 5'3" and I wear a size 9... nothing wrong with being tall OP! that salesman was just a jackass.