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Your husband was probably an asshole to them. He might be lovely to you, but they have a shitty and underappreciated job, and I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt. They don't insult people to get their jollies, they complain as a result of being abused. So sorry you married an asshole.
Sure it wasn't my dad?
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I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of...closing the g*ddamn door? No! It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality!"
#2 nice panic at the disco lyrics, my favorite song by them :D