Love: Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was...

By StayPositive - 03/11/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 22:00

Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 04:07 - United States

Today, while cooking with my girlfriend, I thought it would be funny to slap her with a raw porkchop. She thought it would be funny to throw the hot cooking grease on me. FML

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By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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Sick burn

By Anonymous - 16/05/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

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By HarvestMoon_gal - 24/07/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML

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By fireman - 06/10/2010 09:31 - United States

Today, I went over to this girl's house that I really like. I was planning on cooking her dinner. In the process, the grease in the pan got too hot and caught fire. We ended up having to call the fire department. FML

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Third degree

By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 06:01

Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML

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Dead giveaway

By Minabee - 04/02/2010 18:28 - United States

Today, I'm meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In doing so, I accidentally touched my neck with the iron, and I now have a burn there that look a lot like a hickey. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 13:15 - United States

Today, I learned that just because the actual part of the pan that does touch the stove isn't hot doesn't mean that the handle won't give you third degree burns, a broken nose from passing out from the pain, and an expensive trip to the emergency room. FML

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Wednesday 3 November 2010 9:06

sounds like a hot mess

princesslayha 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 15:49

yea and if you ever say that to a girl you won't get any sex cooking or cleaning ^

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asaka4 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 22:27

if you cant stand the heat, get out of the f-cking kitchen

Nick14450 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 3:40

I'm not gonna lie, I laughed.

WaffleandEggs 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 7:46

She wouldnt do that unless she was really freaked out. Or mad at you, and waiting for the perfect moment.

funzcpl 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 21:22

lmao! she rocks.

Mr_holiday 0

Friday 5 November 2010 0:24

Ha.. She knew it was you

nixnox 0

Friday 5 November 2010 9:09

total bullshit. if she was cooking, "apparently" there should have been food on the pan...unless she was cooking air?

H0llyw00dWh0r3 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 2:19

Unless she was about to put something in the pan just as she was startled and cracked her boyfriend on the head with a hot metal object.

Mikki4321 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 13:54

And if there's food in the pan it's impossible to hit someone with it? Really, that's your argument?

am3208 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 7:47

thats hot i guess

Mikki4321 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 13:52

Lol, that sounds like something I would do. I often head my boyfriend in the face because I wake up with him kissing me, or I elbow him because he hugs me from behind. I don't know why that is, but I am really jumpy when it comes to touching me, even if it is my own boyfriend. Lesson learned here; don't surprise someone when he/she's holding something that could scar you!