Work: Today, I went to Macy's to go shopping, I was wearing a shirt...

By muffinmen1022 - 20/02/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I went to Macy's to go shopping, I was wearing a shirt and tie and dressed nicely. Customers came up to me with questions, but I just ignored them. Minutes later, thinking I was an employee, the manager came and yelled at me, and threatened to fire me. FML

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You deserved it 11 831

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By I hate my job - 23/12/2014 08:14 - Canada - Delta

Today, I went to my retail job to buy some clothing. As soon as I walked through the doors, my manager yelled at me for not being in appropriate work clothes. I tried to explain that I was off the clock but he was having none of it. I got written up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 360

You deserved it 3 109

By iskiel - 26/10/2014 05:53 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML

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You deserved it 2 665

J'accuse !

By Anonymous - 10/08/2010 21:34 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML

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You deserved it 3 012

What a freak

By Anonymous - 11/11/2023 20:00

Today, a manager mistook me for an employee because I was wearing a shirt I bought from that shop. He was yelling at me for not working and tried to grab me to stop me leaving. I had to punch him in the nose to get free, and as I ran he actually shouted that I was fired. I’ve never worked there. FML

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You deserved it 98

Going pro

By DDboy - 13/10/2019 22:00

Today, I got yelled at by one of the managers at my store for tucking in my shirt in the crew room. She called it unprofessional and offensive. It was my first day. FML

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You deserved it 148

By anonymous - 30/09/2012 05:32 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 655

You deserved it 2 015

Unfair dismissal

By Feijoo - 16/12/2021 11:01

Today, while working at the store, a lady grabbed a bunch of T-shirts and started talking on the phone. She then walked out the store with them. I ran after her, and she sprays me with mace telling me to not interrupt her while on the phone. My eyes burned for hours. Oh, and I was fired because of the huge loss. FML

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You deserved it 124

The old switcheroo

By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 16:14 - United States - New York

Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 946

You deserved it 44 215

By ClothesHorse - 12/10/2012 19:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I was kicked out of a job interview at a clothing store for "not dressing appropriately" for the occasion. I'd purchased my outfit from the same store just two days prior with my last $100. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 715

You deserved it 5 442

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 09:07 - United States - Atwater

Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignored his comment, until he got so upset that he wanted to speak to my manager. It would have been understandable if I actually worked there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 247

You deserved it 2 262

camis 0

Friday 20 February 2009 12:12

You can always tell the customers that you don't work there.

csigabajnok 0

Friday 20 February 2009 12:10

Now's the time to strike back at your boss-wannabe! Employees of another workplace unite!

Comments

lilcuti3pi389 0

Friday 8 May 2009 9:41

thats not FML thats just funny, like i would have laughed.

HteaXtrainC 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 9:53

You can't fire me, I quit!

Hich17 0

Friday 12 June 2009 10:01

"Today, I squandered the opportunity of a lifetime. FML" Also, you're kinda a douche for ignoring those people. I've been mistaken for an employee in a store before, and I actually helped them find what they were looking for, and they were none the wiser. Good times.

cmac86 23

Friday 3 July 2009 3:17

that's hilarious. you should have raised hell and said "you can't fire me, I quit". or acted so you get fired.

mochiko 0

Friday 7 August 2009 8:17

i would immediately respond with "**** YOU NIGGERFAGGOT I QUIT!!!!!!!!"

BrEnNo1023 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 4:02

unfortunately yes. but the best we can hope for is to just keep our minds healthy and sane, so at least the ENTIRE world wouldn't be completely ****** by idiocrazies. reminds me of a movie: 'Idiocracy'. watch it, people, watch it and learn what's at stake.

Superawesomestev 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 6:21

How is this an fml. Ydi for being ignorant.

Hurt16 0

Monday 16 November 2009 10:32

I woulda been like u can't fire me or imma tell abou that time we had WILD MONKEY SEX IN THE BACK ROOM then I woulda tucked a few items in my bag hold my head up high n make a dramatic exit lol