Work: Today, I went to Macy's to go shopping, I was wearing a shirt...

By muffinmen1022 - 20/02/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I went to Macy's to go shopping, I was wearing a shirt and tie and dressed nicely. Customers came up to me with questions, but I just ignored them. Minutes later, thinking I was an employee, the manager came and yelled at me, and threatened to fire me. FML

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By I hate my job - 23/12/2014 08:14 - Canada - Delta

Today, I went to my retail job to buy some clothing. As soon as I walked through the doors, my manager yelled at me for not being in appropriate work clothes. I tried to explain that I was off the clock but he was having none of it. I got written up. FML

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By iskiel - 26/10/2014 05:53 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML

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J'accuse !

By Anonymous - 10/08/2010 21:34 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML

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What a freak

By Anonymous - 11/11/2023 20:00

Today, a manager mistook me for an employee because I was wearing a shirt I bought from that shop. He was yelling at me for not working and tried to grab me to stop me leaving. I had to punch him in the nose to get free, and as I ran he actually shouted that I was fired. I’ve never worked there. FML

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Going pro

By DDboy - 13/10/2019 22:00

Today, I got yelled at by one of the managers at my store for tucking in my shirt in the crew room. She called it unprofessional and offensive. It was my first day. FML

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By anonymous - 30/09/2012 05:32 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML

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Unfair dismissal

By Feijoo - 16/12/2021 11:01

Today, while working at the store, a lady grabbed a bunch of T-shirts and started talking on the phone. She then walked out the store with them. I ran after her, and she sprays me with mace telling me to not interrupt her while on the phone. My eyes burned for hours. Oh, and I was fired because of the huge loss. FML

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The old switcheroo

By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 16:14 - United States - New York

Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML

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By ClothesHorse - 12/10/2012 19:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I was kicked out of a job interview at a clothing store for "not dressing appropriately" for the occasion. I'd purchased my outfit from the same store just two days prior with my last $100. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 09:07 - United States - Atwater

Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignored his comment, until he got so upset that he wanted to speak to my manager. It would have been understandable if I actually worked there. FML

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camis 0

Friday 20 February 2009 12:12

You can always tell the customers that you don't work there.

csigabajnok 0

Friday 20 February 2009 12:10

Now's the time to strike back at your boss-wannabe! Employees of another workplace unite!

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Paigeth 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 5:21

Aw man, this happens to me all the time. I was at La Senza and some girl comes up to me, "Excuse me, can you tell me how much this costs?" And I was in Claire's and some girl said to me, "Do you have any more of these in the back?"

UGADAWG34 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 15:59

You should not have posted... Who gives a shit about that? You will probably be traumatized for the rest of your pathetic life.... NOT!

Chenzel 0

Monday 2 March 2009 7:52

I think this is an FML on the manager's part.

saviorrenegade 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 0:42

this happens to me no matter how I'm dressed or what the place's uniform is. I'll never understand why

goliathreceiving 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 14:32

This isn't even a moment of FML. This is a hilarious moment when all you need to do is laugh at how utterly retarded the manager of Macy's is, then up and go to orange julius or somethin

OMGyoupeople 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:30

i would have flipped out at HIS boss!!!

Heatstreak 0

Friday 6 March 2009 3:47

lol kick his ass and say u cant fire me i quit XD GG

Yunie_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 23:09

Kind of pathetic if the manager can't even recognize his own employees lmao what a moron.

tincan 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 12:39

What #2 said.

DuchessAngel37 0

Monday 16 March 2009 8:02

Hahaha! I was at Target, where you guys know every last employee wears a red shirt and khaki pants, and most, if not all, have the walkies on... and I stopped in after work... in my green scrubs and namebadge and purse on my shoulder... and at least 4 people came up to me asking for stuff.