Animals: Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time.... - FML

By Rhyno - 05/05/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

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Rhyno 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 23:53

To explain a bit more in detail, I pulled a U-Turn and the dog ran out of the yard and boom... It was a medium sized dog, I drive an SUV and didn't see it as I was making the turn. I didn't even know they had a dog... haha The following 20 minutes were probably the most uncomfortable of my life, after I knew the dog was fine I kinda laughed nervously and left. "Hi I'm the guy who is dating your daughter, sorry about the dog"... Live and you learn.

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Luckster 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:47

Ouch!! Not a good first impression one bit! I'm sorry!!

suntherian 4

Sunday 11 July 2010 10:16

How is making out with your significant other somehow worse then KILLING THE FAMILY PET? You got some priority issues, man.

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dkxw 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:52

This is a sign... don't break the law U turns are illegal ur lucky it wasn't grandma or the family deaf kid hahahaha

mcfuss 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 18:29

this is probably the best FML ever! Sounds like a deleted scene from "Meet the Parents". What a first impression!

angels_siren 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 23:53

Oh man. what bad luck, and bad juju

kenbear 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 5:21

your such a ******* asshole

woofootball09 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 5:05

hahahahahahahahah!!!

garner20 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 17:01

That's sucks....oh my God, best of luck.

Koolgirl15 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 1:11

Thats some kind of epic fail..

hurray4jmk 1

Tuesday 10 May 2011 20:32

Their fault for not having it on a leash.

postp11 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 2:47

dang man. that's rough

Lowlife_23 0

Friday 24 June 2011 21:00

Omg!!! Your a monster!!

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