Animals: Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time.... - FML

By Rhyno - 05/05/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

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Rhyno 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 23:53

To explain a bit more in detail, I pulled a U-Turn and the dog ran out of the yard and boom... It was a medium sized dog, I drive an SUV and didn't see it as I was making the turn. I didn't even know they had a dog... haha The following 20 minutes were probably the most uncomfortable of my life, after I knew the dog was fine I kinda laughed nervously and left. "Hi I'm the guy who is dating your daughter, sorry about the dog"... Live and you learn.

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Luckster 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:47

Ouch!! Not a good first impression one bit! I'm sorry!!

suntherian 4

Sunday 11 July 2010 10:16

How is making out with your significant other somehow worse then KILLING THE FAMILY PET? You got some priority issues, man.

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Foxy_On_Fire 21

Monday 7 November 2011 4:55

wow ruff break dude

Foxy_On_Fire 21

Monday 7 November 2011 5:03

wow ruff break dude

ScenePower 1

Monday 21 November 2011 3:14

OH MY GORGIA!

Rapt0rJesus 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:10

I find your stupidity highly disturbing.

Rapt0rJesus 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:10

I find your stupidity highly disturbing.

warlink 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 9:26

AWK...so awk

thenameschloe 2

Sunday 12 February 2012 17:23

hahahahaah

Cookymaster1151 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 10:00

If u ask me... Ur not dating her anymore... Well if they loved the dog

persings 5

Friday 6 April 2012 14:34

I can't imagene your guilt

hais 0

Friday 6 April 2012 17:07

Noooooooooo damn!!!!!

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