Animals: Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time.... - FML

By Rhyno - 05/05/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

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Rhyno 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 23:53

To explain a bit more in detail, I pulled a U-Turn and the dog ran out of the yard and boom... It was a medium sized dog, I drive an SUV and didn't see it as I was making the turn. I didn't even know they had a dog... haha The following 20 minutes were probably the most uncomfortable of my life, after I knew the dog was fine I kinda laughed nervously and left. "Hi I'm the guy who is dating your daughter, sorry about the dog"... Live and you learn.

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Luckster 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:47

Ouch!! Not a good first impression one bit! I'm sorry!!

suntherian 4

Sunday 11 July 2010 10:16

How is making out with your significant other somehow worse then KILLING THE FAMILY PET? You got some priority issues, man.

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j_araquistain 0

Friday 3 July 2009 13:52

Oyako 0

Friday 3 July 2009 17:55

Balls man :L

Bennu_flames 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 7:07

Oooh thats harsh!

ssrock05 0

Monday 13 July 2009 16:49

ohh thats gonna leve a mark

sarahwashere 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 5:08

Did you kill it??

sydthekid 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 5:15

thats so sad! (wait did you kill it..?) i feel really bad for you. that is just a plain bad situation.

rockstar101 0

Monday 3 August 2009 3:57

yu ******* retard did yu kill it? shouldnt you be watching the road moron ! stupid dumbshit !

Nostalgiaz 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 4:30

fML

echo3alpha 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 15:26

damn New Yorkers...

spidergirl41 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 20:22

Hehe. I don't think that's a bad illustration at all! It would have been a tad funnier if in the final box, he either wouldn't have said anything or said "Whoops" or something similar. :D

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