By ConfusedDad - 29/12/2013 07:01 - United States

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Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML
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onlychildFTW 33

Well I guess that's one way to avoid "the talk" with her. I just hope she isn't scared for life from that. YDI totally dude.

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DoginDarkness 8

Shouldn't ever match a product to everything, it will screw you over like this.

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FrankHotpants 31

Every parent will have some sort of technology fail at some point.

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EvilLittleMan 23

Why does "alone" time have to involve technology? What's wrong with the old school way of things such as the Five Knuckle Shuffle and your imagination?

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countrygirl109 11

Lets just hope your daughter is young enough so she doesn't remember this.

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Not_Impressed13 9

Sorry, OP. But while there is nothing wrong with grabbing some alone time, YDI for having an Apple TV...

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karen1991 15

Early growth and development!

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christian_slate 16

She screamed, meaning when she loses her virginity early, it's your fault!

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BiGBoYWaNTsSoDa 14

It's a well known fact that children who scream a lot are more likely to lose their virginities early

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RoseCrystal 17

Looks like you'll be giving her the sex talk way earlier than you hoped.

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laden_swallow09 34

How many times has this happened? Seriously, this isn't the first time I've read this story.

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sanecatlady 13

My father didn't have innocence-ruining technology back then. What he did have was a bunch of magazines and a little girl (me) who was too curious for her own good... :(

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