Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. They...

By Vac - 05/04/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. They informed me they were lawyers throughout the meal, which explained the gorgeous house. My boyfriend excitedly told them I was promoted manager at my job. They asked where I work. I work at Burger King. FML

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You deserved it 8 725

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By Gregoree - 16/04/2022 00:01

Today, I borrowed my mom’s BMW to impress my new girlfriend. I'd told her that I owned an accounting firm, so I had to look the part. Today was also the day someone decided to rear-end us. That someone happened to be my boss at Burger King. Let’s just say, the cat’s out of the bag and I’m single now. FML

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You deserved it 3 014

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By Jamie - 04/04/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I was at working at Burger King as a cashier. A girl I met last night came in and said, "Aren't you that guy from last night?" Last night, I had told her I was going to medical school and was going to be a doctor in less than a year. FML

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By TheyHaveMyAddress - 06/03/2014 05:52 - United States - Jackson

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a restaurant so I could apply for a job, and we decided to eat there. After we finished, I went to start the car. When we got home, I asked him how much the bill came to. Apparently he didn't pay. I had already given them my completed application. FML

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By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

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Stop talking now!

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 22:05 - United States

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her parents seemed upset, so I tried to lighten the mood by saying, "Hey, at least the weekend is coming up and you guys won't have to go to work." Apparently, they were upset because they both got laid off from their jobs today. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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You deserved it 8 982

Before I forget…

By Anonymous - 24/05/2022 18:01

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML

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You deserved it 80

By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. After hundreds passive aggressive comments, my boyfriend and I went into the kitchen. I started complaining to him about how his parents were horrible and mean. Little did I know, his parents had followed us in and were right behind me. FML

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You deserved it 48 630

By FML - 02/10/2015 21:45 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML

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By Michelle - 06/12/2014 03:35 - United States - Abingdon

Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML

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chapelsen 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:12

He EXCITEDLY said you were promoted to manager. He's proud of you! YDI because it isn't bad. Don't be bummed.

tanmandown 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:09

Hey, you gotta start somewhere. Hopefully his parents understand that. Odds are they were in similar positions early on, too.

Comments

LPEasierToRn 3

Saturday 23 April 2011 18:49

I feel your pain

SaraBOO716 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 3:21

At least you have a job!

head2133 12

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:38

at least your a manager

TehBoulder 4

Monday 4 July 2011 2:15

well,good for u!

nosferatu4444 10

Friday 19 August 2011 14:43

dude, if they would judge you for that they are lame, it's a decent job

KeiIshiyama 10

Sunday 28 August 2011 23:17

Well, at least you can say you have a job.

Strafeh 9

Friday 11 November 2011 5:50

Manager makes good wages

corleon198425 22

Monday 14 November 2011 4:48

LEAST YOU GOT A JOB

Z33F 2

Wednesday 23 May 2012 2:20

Not a big deal, it's not about what u have, but who u have

MoNercy 10

Monday 25 June 2012 11:22

If you're studying to become something else, good on you. If you consider this your career, good on you all the same. I assume you're proud of your recent promotion since your boyfriend so excitedly told his parents about it, and if you're happy - that's all that matters.