By psychic parents, how do they work? :( - 31/07/2013 22:49 - United States - Effingham

Today, I went to my dad, hoping to confess something to him. He quickly said that if I'd got my girlfriend pregnant, he'd kill me. That's exactly what happened. I had to make up a lie instead about stealing $50 from his wallet once as a kid, which he then demanded I pay back in full. FML
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JoeGrant 12

You should just tell him. Deal with the consequences like a man.

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SaxophoneHero 12

Maybe he will accept a new born child in exchange for the fifty dollars..?

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willymartinds 9

Getting someone pregnant is a big deal, plus if you lie to your father, it will come down on you like a pile of bricks, YDI, OP.

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SirEbro 7

He's gonna find out eventually. What are you gonna tell him 9 months from now? 'hey Dad, I've adopted a new born baby'??

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150493x 29

You should just tell him. Pregnancy will be hard to hide come the later months. And even more so with a screaming baby. I can understand it is scary and your dad is probably just trying to protect you in his own way but maybe he will get on board when it sinks in. Good luck.

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JanisEvans 10

Ya. And how did this help your situation now? You will have to tell him eventually.

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HarryF18 9

Yeah u should just tell him. There's no real other way around this, he'l find out 1 day, better sooner then later

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lazygirlWOW 9

Could've used that money on condoms.

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mattrd_fml 31

You should have just told him truth its going to come out eventually anyways.

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Ziggy122 15

Condoms. They're not that expensive. Just sayin'.

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ViviMage 38

My boyfriend and I have a latex allergy. My boyfriend refuses to wear natural lamb skin (sheep intestine based condom, one of the oldest condoms types). The pill works. Plastic based condoms work. Find a workable solution and use it!

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PterodactylMan 23

The 50 dollars and 1 cent kind are

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PoisonedLiquor 17

Once parents get over the initial shock, majority are so accepting and get just as excited as the babies parents. Also, these things happen. If you and your girlfriend want the baby, then have it. Or you could give the baby up for adoption. Man up OP, you got her pregnant and this is your responsibility now! Good luck & congratulations.

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