Money: Today, I went to my dad, hoping to confess something to him....

By psychic parents, how do they work? :( - 31/07/2013 22:49 - United States - Effingham

Today, I went to my dad, hoping to confess something to him. He quickly said that if I'd got my girlfriend pregnant, he'd kill me. That's exactly what happened. I had to make up a lie instead about stealing $50 from his wallet once as a kid, which he then demanded I pay back in full. FML

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By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

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By nodad - 11/10/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2021 05:00

Today, my dad threatened to hit me if I didn't tell him what I had in my homework. He thinks I won't keep secrets from him this way. There's a reason I kept secrets in the first place. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 00:01

Today, I had to go cap in hand to my father-in-law to ask for a loan so I could pay the mortgage, so now he thinks I’m a useless bum who can’t support my family. The truth is it was his daughter the gambler who wasted all our savings, but I can’t bring myself to upset him by telling him the truth. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 16:47 - United States - Miami

Today, I invited my deadbeat dad over for dinner, hoping we could resolve our issues and build a proper relationship. Just minutes after he arrived, I caught him stealing money from my purse. He actually said I owe him for raising me. He ditched my mom and me when I was 5. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2023 04:00

Today, while at home, I accidentally let out a big, loud fart near my dad. When he asked what the noise was, I blamed it on the cat. I remembered too late that we don't have a cat. My dad caught on quickly and grounded me for lying in front of him. FML

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By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

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By FathersDay - 22/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 07:03 - United States - Puyallup

Today, on my way to see my therapist, my father told me to lie to her and tell her that I'm happy so he wouldn't have to drive me there anymore. FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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JoeGrant 12

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:33

You should just tell him. Deal with the consequences like a man.

SaxophoneHero 12

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:34

Maybe he will accept a new born child in exchange for the fifty dollars..?

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xRezSynn 15

Thursday 1 August 2013 20:21

Smart......

TheLittleBear 19

Thursday 1 August 2013 20:35

My opinion is that if you were considering yourself to be grown up enough to have sex, then you should be man enough to not lie to your dad about the pregnancy. I mean, you were aware of the risks right? If you've made that decision then you need to be able to face up to it. Edit- didn't realise 105 had made pretty much the same comment. My bad!

tgabes 9

Thursday 1 August 2013 21:53

Looks like your PAYING for your crime hehehe.

kaduzy 12

Thursday 1 August 2013 22:39

YDI, natch. But it sucks that he made you repay him. You could have used that fifty bucks to help your girlfriend pay for the abortion.

Zintrix 6

Friday 2 August 2013 0:16

You should tell him and hopefully he's not serious and if he is fight for your life.

Bluelephant88 5

Friday 2 August 2013 0:22

If you were gonna lie you should have said a dollar instead of fifty lol but really you shouldn't have lied anyways cuz its not like you can hide a baby from him

NikkiAmber09 12

Friday 2 August 2013 2:36

You chicken shit. Just tell him and next time "don't be silly, wrap your willie."

Streetracer15 9

Friday 2 August 2013 3:30

You were silly and didn't protect your willy your fault tell your dad and accepted it like a man

xDistant 13

Friday 2 August 2013 4:29

YDI. Assuming you're still a child, next time take some precautions.

tenfiftynine 12

Friday 2 August 2013 7:03

I'd assume he isn't that young considering OP said "When I was a kid..."

BabyBear_1989 4

Wednesday 7 August 2013 22:03

Him saying that doesn't mean he's older because when I was sixteen I was saying "when I was a kid" referring to what I considered being a kid which was younger than thirteen.