By parental failure - 03/03/2013 17:03 - Canada - Langley

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Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML
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lostcrazydiamond 10

I'm sorry you had to find out your daughter was a lesbian like that, without her telling you herself.

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Serisent 26

The first warning was when she got the Bieber poster in the first place.

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taylorluvsbieber 2

its kinda mean to tell the hole world something embarassing that happened to you're daughter. what if she reads this? i would never do what she did but it would hurt my feelings if my mom came in and posted it on an app.

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NerdyPanther09 6

I think it's more so the fact that her daughter fantasizes about Bieber than it is about her having her hand down her pants.

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taylorluvsbieber 2

um why should she care if her daughter likes him lots of girls do? Im just like saying it was probaly embarasing for her and it might hurt her feelings if she reads it on fml.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

File that under things you never want to see again in life. American Pie interruptus.

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Giluh 19

Just shows how brain washed these idiots are.

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taylorluvsbieber 2

so everyone who likes a hot nice guy who can sing is brainwashed? you people are just jealous

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Giluh 19

Hot? Nice? GUY?! Jealous???!!! Its sad that people defend such an arrogant, self centered, little douchbag. (S)He is a skinny little ****** that dresses in girls clothing 90 percent of the time. Not to mention (S)he let his(her) fame get to her(his) head and (S)he acts like a fool in public and thinks (S)he is better than the world. The chick is not humble at all and thinks (S)he can do anything (S)he wants. I am not jealous at all. I would hate to be in such a pathetic low position like that. I mean come on. The 19 year old ****** just took a 14 year old girl clubbing. 14!!

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Giluh 19

He really isn't that talented. NoHomo, but he is pretty ugly to. The punk is very girly and arrogant. I would not call him nice ether. He is extremely prideful and shoves his fame and foundation in peoples faces. I would hate to be in the low, pathetic position he is in. I mean he just took a 14 year old girl clubbing. He thinks he can do anything and has no morals or respect. The girls that cry their eyes out when they see him and go nuts and lose their minds are brain washed.

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ranroy 2

now the question is... how old is she?

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chosha_fml 26

In amongst all the Beiber-hating, has anyone mentioned it might be time for you to learn how to knock?

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meintx 9

Probably should have knocked and she probably should have locked it.

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noelasis94 18

At least she wasn't singing beat that beat up while working it out

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iB_fml 8

I'm sorry you've had to witness that, but really OP: knock much?

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Raum 19

I have never actually understood the Beiver-hate. I'm not a fan, I just don't get the whole "he's a slightly effeminate-looking guy and I don't like his music SO I'M GOING TO CALL HIM A GIRL, HE SHOULD DIE" mentality. Is it really that hard to just not listen to his music and let his fans enjoy it? As for the actual FML, I don't really see the problem here, either. Masturbation is a completely normal thing; many argue that it's a healthy thing, too. Depending on your daughter's age, you might want to be happy that she's getting off with her hand and not another person. It must have been terribly awkward walking in on your daughter with her hand down her pants, but that's the only part of this that actually seems "FML"-worthy in my opinion.

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