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By parental failure - 03/03/2013 17:03 - Canada - Langley

Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML

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By unfortunateMother - 18/09/2012 19:51 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML

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You deserved it 4 023

By ICantBelieveThis - 06/03/2010 14:31 - United States

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML

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Mortifying

By Anonymous - 21/02/2024 00:00 - United States - San Ramon

Today, I was doing my nightly check of my daughter's phone since a recent stint in the psych hospital, and saw that she had fallen into a peaceful sleep to watching videos on a website dedicated to watching people die. FML

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You deserved it 177

By Anonymous - 03/06/2018 12:00 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2016 20:14 - United States - Charleston

Today, I guess my son's balls dropped. I've caught him humping his sister's Selena Gomez posters several times today. For god's sake. FML

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By piece of shed - 31/08/2011 14:00 - United States

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

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You deserved it 3 504

By sleepy - 23/05/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year-old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML

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By mylifesucks - 31/01/2014 23:50 - France - Paris

Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 12 687

By inboxbuddies - 16/06/2009 10:35 - Saudi Arabia

Today, my daughter asked me if we could make sticker art. Of course I said it was OK so she went to get some stickers. I wondered where she was going when she walked into the bathroom, but I didn't ask. I left the room and when I came back, her paper was blank and my pads were stuck to the wall. FML

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You deserved it 5 963

Smell good

By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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lostcrazydiamond 10

Monday 4 March 2013 3:15

I'm sorry you had to find out your daughter was a lesbian like that, without her telling you herself.

Serisent 26

Monday 4 March 2013 3:17

The first warning was when she got the Bieber poster in the first place.

Comments

The_Water_Ninja 9

Monday 4 March 2013 6:22

I wonder if the fml guys could add this in a video

bibixx13 6

Monday 4 March 2013 6:24

knock next time Or else it will be your daughter written an fml lol

nedelife 3

Monday 4 March 2013 6:41

A lot of these comments are offensive towards lesbians. Maybe the kid was masturbating and just happened to look at a Bieber poster but was really in lala land as her mother walked. I mean, I'm trying to look at the bright side of things because I can't fathom Bieber-induced masturbation.

IscoreOnU 19

Monday 4 March 2013 20:33

She masturbated to Bieber. As Bieber is a girl she's a lesbian. It's simple you make it retarded.

Momo_Moonlight 25

Monday 4 March 2013 7:37

I'm sorry! FYL indeed.

fail_gurl21 7

Monday 4 March 2013 7:50

LOL xD

nyxiny 22

Monday 4 March 2013 8:07

I can't tell which would be worse: Your daughter absentmindedly touching herself to a Bieber poster, or your daughter actually having sex with an attainable person. Who am I kidding? Definitely #1.