Health: Today, I went to my dentist's appointment with huge anxiety because...

By Toothach - 12/05/2016 01:38 - Canada - Fonthill

Today, I went to my dentist's appointment with huge anxiety because I had to get a filling. Last week, I paid $120 to be told I needed this filling. This time, I paid $80 to be told my teeth are fine. Each visit lasted all of 5 minutes. FML

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feven 32

Thursday 12 May 2016 14:04

They should reimburse you for the second appointment. It isn't fair.

Erebos_ 13

Thursday 12 May 2016 14:04

OP you should probably try to find a new dentist.

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DumbAssCanadians 2

Sunday 15 May 2016 22:06

#FailedCanadianHealthSystem

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Friday 10 November 2017 7:34

*laughs in european*

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