By Kathryn - 08/08/2011 23:58 - United States

Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML
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ariannaimelda 7

Tell him it's an all you can eat buffet and the customer is always right! Dont feel bad OP. Eat, drink and be merry! :D

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LaughinStock 16

No, he wants op to leave or maybe I'm missing something

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deathpotato 11

That doesn't make sense, but I agree with you.

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sara_saturday 5

ah yes, mr. creosote. did they persuade you to have the "wafer-thin" mint?

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perdix 29

**** off, I'm full!

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aint_she_sweet 0

Haha this fml totally made me think of that

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wheels6 0

yes. very nice. bringing up monty python in daily situations, me gusta.

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lilmissdangerous 9

I would think the cook would be happy that people are enjoying the food

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scruffy_janitor5 1

Tell him to **** off and bring you a sandwich

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perdix 29

You do know a restaurant is a business that aims to make money? I've heard that restaurateurs often ask the biggest pigs to not come back.

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Rickilynn1 10

It's a buffet , you're supposed to eat all the food , that's why it's there.

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perdix 29

Not exactly. They set the price based on amount of food that a "normal" person would eat. (They'd love it if you'd pay your money and leave without eating anything.) Pigs who eat lots of food cause them to lose money, so the restaurants don't mind offending them and asking them to leave and not come back.

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Iknoweverything 29

If they can't handle someone eating more than a normal person would eat, they should either A) not offer a buffet or B) Raise their prices. I would lodge a complaint with a local newspaper... if you can't handle the occasional customer who eats more than what you plan on them eating (at an all-you-can-eat, no less) then you shouldn't be in the business.

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jessesgirl14 16

Some people eat more than the normal person and some people eat less than the normal person... It should all balance out and the cook shouldn't be so rude!

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captainbj2 0

Not exactly right...they price it on the average food, but some eat more and some eat less ... It averages out and telling people to stop eating is just a sign of poor business. Just like calling people pigs is a sign of poor character...

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Smack him with your food

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VeraJK 12

20 thumbs down? Lol, that's a record for me!

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VeraJK 12

I didn't know that posted. I was trying to reply to my first comment -_-

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Ann23 7

tell him to get back to work and mind his own business!! :)

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perdix 29

Er, actually, the amount of food the OP is eating *IS* the cook's business and keeping an eye out for pigs is part of his work. You really have to go hog-wild at a buffet to draw attention.

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