By Kathryn - 08/08/2011 23:58 - United States

Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML
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ariannaimelda 7

Tell him it's an all you can eat buffet and the customer is always right! Dont feel bad OP. Eat, drink and be merry! :D

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gigi03 5

Just keep eating mofo probably didnt want to cook anymore

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cherrylover88 4

lawl this made me literally laugh out loud XD

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HomeAl0ne 20

It wasn't that he wanted you to stop eating, he just wanted you to wade out from the middle of the buffet and use a plate like everyone else.

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hotrod14 0

I thought this only happened in yo mama jokes

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AKSpray 4

There's a new diet fad out, it's called, "Put the ******* fork down."

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alisidewinder 9

He'll just take the whole tray then

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fordnia 0

Tell him to stop being lazy and do his job

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Hyman_Hunter 0

That's when you grab his collar and say "unless you want me to feed it to you you'll fk off and let me eat it myself" Intimidation works every time XD You got about two minutes after that before the cops show though

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rileynautumn 0

yes, it's an all you can eat resteraunt, but damn dude, there's a point when you should stop eating. these kind of places are what's causing people to be so obese these days. do you want to have a heart attack before you hit 40? I just can't understand why people let themselfs get so out of hand these days. plus, the food at thoes places isn't the healthiest anyway. moderate yourselfs please!

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ogtwag 2

You have a favorite buffet and they cut you off? Goddamn you must be a whale

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