Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my favorite bar after work for a drink. On my...

By Anonymous - 04/09/2012 04:03 - United States

Today, I went to my favorite bar after work for a drink. On my way to the porch out back, I didn't realize the sliding glass door was shut, and walked straight into it. I was stone cold sober, but the bartender refused to believe me, and cut me off before my first beer. FML

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By not drunk - 21/07/2020 08:01

Today, I was at a restaurant. I turned around looking for the restroom. I almost walked into the men’s room, then corrected myself and stumbled in the hallway looking for the ladies’. The employees thought I was drunk and kicked me out. I hadn’t had a single drink. I’m just clumsy as shit. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Username - 10/02/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML

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By itstillhurts - 21/12/2009 04:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I was down the pub with a mate and we got onto the subject of bar fights. I said I thought being glassed wouldn't actually hurt that much. My friend looks at me, calmly finishes his pint and then swiftly smashes his glass over my head. Turns out I was wrong. And we got kicked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 08:25

Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2015 14:27 - France - Paris

Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 14:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 10:51 - Australia - Croydon

Today, I went to the bar I've always gone to after work for the past 12 years. On arrival, I got banned for life, punched in the nose and thrown out. The barmaid comes out and says, "Sorry, wrong guy." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 19:03 - Canada

Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML

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All over the place

By nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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saIty 17

Tuesday 4 September 2012 12:02

Wow. I guess the Windex cleaner does make people walk into clear doors.

funnynesh 10

Tuesday 4 September 2012 12:01

Well, maybe you were just never supposed to drink today...

Comments

martin_martian7 11

Tuesday 4 September 2012 20:58

"But you didn't have to cut me off"

wikedjest 0

Tuesday 4 September 2012 23:28

damn there not being stickers

happylawyer 16

Wednesday 5 September 2012 1:14

It takes talent to look drunken when totally sober. Cheers!

outoftown 26

Wednesday 5 September 2012 4:10

#55, As a natural-born klutz, having done similar to OP, I thank you for the second-hand compliment. This talent is not often appreciated. It helps make the bruises worth it. *curtsey... stumble... oops*

remixedmouse 0

Wednesday 5 September 2012 5:10

Good you don't need any of that devil's water anyways

purpleisbloo 13

Wednesday 5 September 2012 9:50

My goodness, with my luck that's something that will happen to me when I turn 21. :/ I'm too clumsy!

pengin 13

Wednesday 5 September 2012 19:10

Well, that does suck OP, but if anything-- I think you should be grateful that that is a responsible bartender. It's always much better to be safe than sorry. Too many people drink and drive and the bartender just didn't want to take any chances-- for all they know-- you could've just came from another bar and had a lot to drink etc. Not only that, but I'm sure they don't want to risk people falling & hurting themselves inside the bar-- as that is a liability issue-- so if they think you're drunk and may hurt yourself-- they'll definitely not give you more alcohol-- as that'll just raise the possibility of you hurting yourself. This is not a real FYL situation so much as it's just a tad inconvenient. Just work on your clumsiness and think about the reasons as to why you wouldn't get anymore to drink, it's really not a personal thing against you.