Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing... - FML

By swana99 - 04/09/2013 20:39 - United States - Woburn

Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML

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By Jules - 15/09/2017 17:00

Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML

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Very informative!

By student414 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML

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By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

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By teacher - 07/09/2014 21:05 - United States - Apo

Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2014 02:13 - United States - Winter Park

Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML

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Just the two of us

By Anonymous - 15/04/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym, well intent on trying a new workout class. I was the only person in the class and the instructor was clearly disappointed. He reluctantly gave me the class but I could tell he was hating the whole experience. FML

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By sashimieater - 31/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, it was the last day of school. My students shared what they thought of me. Expecting to hear wonderful things, all of their complaints can be summed up in a few words: I'm a liar, a killer of dreams, I need to grow up, and I was a big disappointment to them. I'm a first-year teacher. FML

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By SchoolSucks - 19/02/2013 17:05 - United States

Today, it's my first day at a new school. I transferred here halfway through the year to get away from a girl who bullies me. She's apparently bullied her mom into transferring her here as well. FML

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By IncompatibleMetier - 09/10/2014 23:07 - France

Today, and for a long time, I've had a phobia of schools. I'm extremely stressed out about starting in a new school. Normal, right? Yes, except that I'm the teacher. FML

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Wrong target

By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Thursday 5 September 2013 9:01

Maybe she's trying a new method to get in students heads

ItsAnanya 25

Thursday 5 September 2013 9:03

Is he/she a Maths teacher? They have a lot of problems.

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ratorr2 23

Friday 6 September 2013 0:23

Sounds like a terrible teacher to me. If they don't like it then they can leave and make room for someone who does.

askingandy 23

Saturday 7 September 2013 23:45

Hating the school doesn't mean the teacher is terrible. The majority of teachers I've had have said something similar, but only because the administrators keep restricting them and try to control how they teach; they're more worried about what the superintendent and school board thinks than whether the students are learning or just regurgitating information. The teachers stay mostly because they love us and and the other teachers. And maybe because no other high school in the area has a Wawa, a bakery, and a staff restaurant.

plantedrabbit3 16

Friday 6 September 2013 2:10

That's what I said too

Hypnotic5206 10

Friday 6 September 2013 5:41

hahaha love it :)

askingandy 23

Saturday 7 September 2013 23:35

A lot of my teachers are the same way, but they're great teachers. Mostly it's just the higher up people that suck and make teachers all hate their job. I go to a tech school, and the people in charge of the technology are just terrible at what they do. We can't do any work on the computers for at least the first two weeks, smart boards are always glitching, almost all the laptops have CD drives missing, keys missing, flickering screens, or have had the same virus for the past four years. Not to mention that the website they designed for the school is completely disgusting.

jimmywithsalt 19

Monday 9 September 2013 23:24

Hey, that's a no-BS teacher right there. I like that

dravvy 7

Thursday 12 September 2013 10:10

Well they certainly lack team spirit!

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 28 September 2014 3:07

So does everyone else.

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Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML

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Today, I went on a date with a guy who is perfect in every way, except for the tiny fact he thinks Covid is a hoax created by hospitals to profit massively on selling masks and hand sanitiser. Both my parents died from Covid and my nana is currently in hospital with it. FML

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Today, 30 minutes before I was supposed to quit work at 6pm, my boss showed up. After telling him how the day went, he asked why I was still there. Apparently, for the holiday, we close early. 4 hours earlier. FML

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Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, and sitting in an hour and a half of traffic, I remembered I had the day off work. FML

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Today, I received a response to my perfectly straightforward online dating profile: "How about changing a dirty diaper, mommy?" FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I thought it'd be hot to have it off on the golf course once it was dark. Who would've thought that sprinklers start up once it's pitch dark. I got a lot wetter than I thought I would. FML

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