Health: Today, I went to my first ever high school party with music,...

By Stormy - 27/02/2011 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my first ever high school party with music, drinks, and dancing. Within a few minutes of taking my first ever shot of tequila, I was in the worst pain in my life. My parents were called and I had to be taken to the hospital. I'm alcohol intolerant. FML

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By Thefaller - 11/07/2019 16:00

Today, I went to my first university party already a little drunk. I perched on the end of a table to cool off from the dancing and the whole table tipped over and dumped me onto the floor. I was promptly laughed out of the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML

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Soul Train

By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 06:00

Today, I went to my first ever party as a freshman, with friends from my dorm. There was a dance floor, and despite never having danced in public before, I put my best efforts into my dance moves… only to end up dislocating my knee. It's safe to say I won't be winning any dance contests anytime soon. FML

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By Anna - 28/03/2012 01:08 - United States

Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 02:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I was confronted by my father after I got back home from a party in the early hours. He demanded to know if I'd been doing any drugs, and then decided to give me a scare lecture on the dangers of alcohol. I'd had a few beers. He had the smell of tequila on his breath. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 20:00

Today, I found out why I get so red all over at parties. Turns out I'm allergic to alcohol. FML

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Fresh-faced

By jakob - 09/04/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I pulled up to a party with my friends. I never partied in high school and college due to being bullied, so I was excited for my first party. It turned out to be a college house party, I'm a little older by 3 years but it’s no big deal. They mistook me for a freshman and I was bullied. FML

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Pace yourself

By Anonymous - 20/02/2021 11:01

Today, for my 18th birthday, I went out to a club with my mate and I drank so much I ended up breaking my nose. I was there for an hour. FML

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Lonely

By Anonymous - 25/10/2022 01:00 - Nigeria

Today, I went to a party with 5 of my friends. Within five minutes, they'd all paired up and gone. Then it was just me, drinking my pain away. FML

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You deserved it 136

By ApparentDrugAddict - 08/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 28 February 2011 1:40

You're intolerant because you're STILL IN ******* HIGH SCHOOL. I realise many people here are not from the US, but in Florida (where OP is from), it is illegal to drink under age 21. It's illegal for a reason. To all the idiots here saying "lol kids start drinking at 13 get a life lololooloool" you need to shut your immature, clueless little mouths. I've seen more kids killed while drunk driving than I'd care to mention. I just pronounced an 18 year old dead last week because he thought he could drive drunk and get away with it. He didn't. You can vote me down all you want, but that's the damned truth.

Buddy360 0

Monday 28 February 2011 0:53

Wow, you shouldn't have been drinking anyway.

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Babsipoodles 0

Monday 28 February 2011 5:11

I'm just wondering if the FYL is because your alcohol intolerant or that your parents found out you were being a dumbass..

Cokolia 7

Monday 28 February 2011 5:13

that is what u get for underage drinking!

angeljewlz 7

Monday 28 February 2011 5:14

#121 I don't know what country you've been to, but I've been to one where the drinking age is 18 and they drink their asses off there. OP that's a raw deal you got there! hope your parents didn't come down on you too hard.

CatchtheTIMO 2

Monday 28 February 2011 5:16

hahahah! That's one party u will be remembering

yodermstr 0

Monday 28 February 2011 5:22

good memories lol

yeahreally 6

Monday 28 February 2011 5:24

well now you know... You'll be a good designated driver when you're older lol

lacrosse1991 2

Monday 28 February 2011 5:32

sorry to hear that :( I have a mild form of intolerance where if I drink too much my vocal cords are affected, plus alcohol messes around with the effexor I take so I feel like absolute shit

CuMorrigu 14

Monday 28 February 2011 5:36

ur an idiot

EVELYNandDIEGO 0

Monday 28 February 2011 5:44

that really sucks :( but it's cool tho I wish I were like you I hate alcohol it's nasty a.f. I don't really drink either cause of that, it's nasty & it smells ! :-) people that comment you with rude and talking s*** comments are stupid LMFAO :D