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By StillSingle - 29/06/2009 18:14 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML

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By hairstylistprobs - 23/06/2015 03:13 - United States

Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML

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By single lady - 15/08/2011 14:45 - United States

Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML

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By skid - 02/06/2015 14:59 - United States - Champaign

Today, I took part in a bouquet toss. The "single ladies" consisted of myself and several girls under the age of ten. I'm 31. FML

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No future

By singlegirl - 27/11/2009 18:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my best friend's wedding. All my friends and their boyfriends were seated at one table, while I, as the only single girl in the group, was put on a table with all the other single people. They were all over forty years older than me. I feel like I have seen my future. FML

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By Lucky girl - 23/08/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML

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By sisterofthebride - 03/10/2014 20:22 - United States

Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML

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By dwaggle - 02/07/2009 00:58 - United States

Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 19:21 - United States - Concord

Today, we went to the wedding of one of my friends. As she was about to throw her bouquet, my boyfriend muttered that if I tried to catch it, we'd be through. FML

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By Wrongword - 17/04/2012 10:52 - China - Shanghai

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 02:48 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML

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lmmmr 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:19

Ugh, I hate when people whine about being single. Being lonely is one thing, but by whining about it you only make an embarassing spectacle of yourself. Learn to be happy on your own, or no good would come from a relationship anyway.

CyclonePsycho 1

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:20

DIDN'T YOU KNOW, MEGAN? CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!

Comments

plexico 3

Monday 29 June 2009 23:57

It must have been embarrassing to be the only one trying to catch the bouquet other than a 5-year-old girl. No single dudes in the crowd? Maybe there were and they still didn't see the point of approaching you. You must be pretty ugly.

imkendra 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 0:45

LOL! This is funny.

_DANTE_ 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:05

You don't have to be ugly to be single. A lot of gorgeous women are single because men are too intimidated to ask them out.

plexico 3

Tuesday 30 June 2009 7:21

Oh, that's crap and you know it. Some women who OTHER WOMEN think are gorgeous are not at all to men. Toads like me always go for the gorgeous women, and I don't ever get to keep them because there are better-looking guys who are not too intimidated to ask them out.

ineedfriends 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 0:49

haha poor bastard.

hotstuff81 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 0:51

It's a little girl you should of let her get it anyways. I guess men just don't see the real woman you really are inside. They don't know that the one is standing right before their eyes. You'll find a man soon don't feel bad. Some people don't get married until they are 60 or older.

FML_IS_FUNNY 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 0:51

Ummmmmmm did NOONE notice number 24????? Or am I jus crazy????

4ube_fml 6

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:20

Oh don't get married at all, it's just a piece of paper

soccerboy101 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:01

To vdrummer, get a life. To the OP, that kinda sucks

jphon 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:04

that's frustrating...

flyingpan8 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:09

man, girls who consider it their prerogative in life to get married, be obsessed with everything marriage related, and then bitch about it on FML are so ******* pathetic. YDI for being an annoying abCdefghijklmnopqrsyUvwxNT.