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By WhoLikesPie - 25/07/2015 15:51 - United States - Tampa

Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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Stop talking now!

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 22:05 - United States

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her parents seemed upset, so I tried to lighten the mood by saying, "Hey, at least the weekend is coming up and you guys won't have to go to work." Apparently, they were upset because they both got laid off from their jobs today. FML

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Plot twist

By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 06:32 - Canada

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

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Honey, you've got some explaining to do

By darren - 08/04/2024 18:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML

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By mysteryguy3039 - 07/08/2017 20:00

Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2013 02:11 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML

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By irresponsible - 14/08/2010 20:41 - United States

Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML

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By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

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Happy?

By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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jerzjay 17

Sunday 26 July 2015 16:33

Someone's got some explaining to do!!!

dawood_k 27

Sunday 26 July 2015 16:32

You have the weekend to find a new GF

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allforfun 23

Sunday 26 July 2015 22:19

Later, bitch

tothebaneofkings 5

Sunday 26 July 2015 23:12

If you want to go all spy mode follow these easy steps; 1. Wake up early next Saturday. 2. Tell her you're going for a morning run. 3. Get into the trunk of the car. 4. Wait until she arrives at the mystery destination. 5. Get out of the trunk. BAM. You got her.

Kajbest 13

Sunday 26 July 2015 23:16

She's putting in extra work

lvg_fml 10

Sunday 26 July 2015 23:41

BUSTED. Doesn't sound good but talk to her about it

greenfire 7

Monday 27 July 2015 2:02

Why does everyone assume the worst of people maybe they just use that time to relax alone or maybe they are in therapy and don't want the other person to know

Elijah0 16

Monday 27 July 2015 3:40

Yeah, my soon to be ex cheated as well. Don't expect an apology.

Manic1 13

Monday 27 July 2015 3:42

Is it possible her manager lied to you? If not then you you need to have a talk with your GF as to why she is lying to you about where she is on Saturdays.

xluciferx666 21

Monday 27 July 2015 4:57

Oh She is working all right just not at her job

mcodyzanch49 8

Monday 27 July 2015 7:42

Well someone needs cut a bitch! ? but seriously you need figure that out like ASAP. Good luck!

Flannelsheets 4

Monday 27 July 2015 8:48

I would ask. In a similar situation, my friends wife was going for cancer treatments and she didn't want to worry her family. She kept it secret as long as she could

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Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wanted to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I asked my boyfriend what he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML

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Today, I got a email from my boss. He said he was going to have to let me go for missing so much work over the last week. I was laid off two months ago. I don't know what is more depressing, getting fired from a job twice or the fact it took two months for them to notice I wasn't there anymore. FML

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Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML

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Today, my doctor told me my asthma was being triggered by my dad's smoking. He wrote a note to my dad, asking him to refrain from smoking while around me. My dad took one look at the note, then threw it in the trash, saying the doctor "doesn't know what he's talking about." FML

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Today, I was dismissed from my job at an unemployment agency. In order to receive financial support from the government I need to be cooperating with a job service provider. They paired me up with the same place I was just fired from. FML

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Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML

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Today, while I was making dinner, my husband argued that our new dog has intelligence issues, and we should give him away. I angrily defended the poor thing, and had almost won, until the dog walked over and licked the inside of the hot oven door. FML

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Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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