Im glad when my parents are NOT wherever I am, Although, Im a teenager, so I guess thats normal. I'd rather nobody know who they where, and they let me do whatever, on my own.

OUCH!!!!

is your husband the ESPN using a telephoto lens and had microphones on the shirts of your son and the only boy who spoke! FYL for coming up with such a self deprecating story to muse millions of us!

******* beat his ass.

Not too surprising, but also not called for. In my case the worst I have said is "I wish I didn't know"/"I am beginning to wish she wasn't". I personally had a talk with my mother about it. In wrestling it can be VERY annoying when you are trying to listen for the coach's calls but all you can here is some woman screeching your name over and over(or screaming things like pin him, yeah I am trying!). So I asked her to quite a down a bit so I could more easily understand the coach's advice. Given that I was never a great wrestler I needed every bit of advice I could get. Thankfully she naturally knew not to scream in between periods, which is where most of the super useful advice came from. Long story short, super loud moms can be really annoying, but that alone shouldn't make you become disrespectful.

******* Hilarious. that is comedy gold.

Geez, if it was my son he'd be doing pushups for months!!

If that was my kid i would make sure he counld not use his mouth for weeks . I would have slaped the shit out of him so many times. It doesnt matter what the mom looks like no kid should be disrespectful like that no matter what.

Haha fyl for being fat

OUCHHH ! fail . lol