Kids: Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at...

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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By Clive81 - 17/02/2015 20:02 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML

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By Steph - 19/08/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 08:21 - United States

Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

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By Raiders4ever - 21/10/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By Annie - 24/02/2011 06:39 - United States

Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML

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By WellThen - 15/12/2018 06:30 - United States

Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML

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By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

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By Amanda - 26/11/2013 20:00 - United States

Today, my ex's mom got a job as our new soccer coach and recognized me from our New Year's party last year. She made me, and me alone, do 10 laps around the field in the rain for breaking her son's heart. FML

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Thursday 23 April 2009 3:05

How old is that kid? seriously he needs some sense of respect kicked into him

suckstobeyou3 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:04

Ground that little brat for being an asshole.

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ohuvi 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 21:51

all of these comments saying that they would have hit the kid in that situation, **** the people who posted them. he was probably just embarassed and didnt mean for his mom to hear it. give them both a break

YZ_fml 3

Friday 23 July 2010 4:38

Your son just called himself a son of a bitch.

MarkXVII 0

Monday 30 August 2010 20:24

Even if your embarrassing that's a very cruel thing to say about your mother.

iineesM 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 4:09

1. Sometimes, as much as we love our parents and the fact that they support us, I can imagine his embarassment with you yelling his name and waving with a big smile on your face. It's something they want that hot chick they have a crush on to do, not their mom :x You made him feel like a little boy on a very "manly" environment where they just want to show off how tough they are. 2. He was a big asshole for calling you that, he just crossed the line so much he can't even see it anymore! 3. What the hell were you thinking when you went for the video to hear what he was saying? JUST ASK, and then you'll know if your kids want to tell whatever it is you want to know! You may think you HAVE to know everything, but you also have to show some respect, we are all human beings despite our age. I guess you were both bad in this, altough he shouldn't have said that about anyone at all.

undertakeme 4

Tuesday 19 January 2016 21:17

You're ridiculous. Until he turns 18 and moves out, she has the right to know which underwear he's wearing if she so pleases.

XxMoonGirlAshomi 0

Monday 8 November 2010 3:22

awwww that's sad, I'm sorry... loss weight honey he'll just call u bitchnext time...

MeganCello 8

Tuesday 9 November 2010 0:31

At least you go to your kids games. My mom never goes to mine. "Hey Mom, will you go to my volleyball game next Tuesday?" "When the hell did you start playing volleyball?" Meh...:S