Kids: Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at...

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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By Clive81 - 17/02/2015 20:02 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML

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By Steph - 19/08/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 08:21 - United States

Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

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By Raiders4ever - 21/10/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By Annie - 24/02/2011 06:39 - United States

Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML

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By WellThen - 15/12/2018 06:30 - United States

Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML

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By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

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By Amanda - 26/11/2013 20:00 - United States

Today, my ex's mom got a job as our new soccer coach and recognized me from our New Year's party last year. She made me, and me alone, do 10 laps around the field in the rain for breaking her son's heart. FML

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Imagril 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:05

How old is that kid? seriously he needs some sense of respect kicked into him

suckstobeyou3 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:04

Ground that little brat for being an asshole.

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milenavessylo 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 2:10

fat or not, that's a horrible thing to say about your own mother. still, having kids is no license to let yourself go.

AmericansAreDumb 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 7:05

You deserve it for two reasons; you're fat and you embarrassed your son.

MercenaryWubby 2

Monday 7 September 2009 9:23

You're a ******* asshole. I hope you grow up to raise a multitude of the fattest most disgusting asshole children to ever disgrace this earth.

AmericansAreDumb 0

Monday 7 September 2009 10:36

So, you're saying that my children deserve to suffer the consequences of my actions... you're the ******* arsehole here, sir.

notanidiot 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 2:42

You should give him a "stern talking to" ground him, tell him that is wrong, whether it is his mother or not, that is a person he insulted, play the tape in front of him, spank him, don't beat him, just twice so he feels really embarrassed, drive him to school and say something embarrassing, like don't forget to wipe when done or something of that nature, it is not that bad, but it will bother the crap out of him, and use his name, he will learn to be so harsh, especially when the camera is rolling. Wash his mouth out with soap too, as lame as that is, it works, I cleaned up my language to this day, I swear, but not when a parent is within 200 feet, ha.

jazzmancarron 11

Wednesday 28 October 2009 8:35

parents just don't seem to realize how much they embarass their kids sometimes.

mindcontrolify 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 2:33

YDI! Like; have you lost your ******* mind? Your son must have been so damned embarassed! If I was him, I would've done the same. Don't punish him, it won't help.

mrspsl 0

Friday 5 February 2010 6:28

#28 FTW. kids need to be disciplined. most parents SUCK nowadays, not teaching their bastard kids respect. all you assholes calling the OP fat, i take it your parents/you have perfect bodies? riiiight.