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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, I went to run outside, only to smack straight into our sliding glass door. Just a few hours beforehand, my mom put up a strip of colored tape to stop this from happening. FML

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You deserved it 31 612

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 935

You deserved it 308

Let 'em in

By knoppad - 13/06/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, I was in my backyard. When I wanted to come back in the house, I tried to open the sliding door. I knew that my brother locked me out so I banged on the door very hard, causing the glass to break. It turns out that the door wasn't locked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 848

You deserved it 51 115

By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 631

You deserved it 32 852

Ouch!

By Anonymous - 11/11/2021 02:00

Today, my son tripped into a door and slammed it shut. I'd been holding onto the door frame, leaning around to talk to a neighbour, so of course it slammed my fingers. It must be a really sharp door, because I just woke from the surgery to reattach my three amputated fingers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 484

You deserved it 129

Emergency!

By Rebecca - 28/05/2021 20:01

Today, looking out of my window, I spotted a fire raging in the building across from my apartment. Grabbing my phone, I dashed out to the balcony, only to slam into the screen door instead. After calling 911, I sprinted back out, only to clock the door a second time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 777

You deserved it 388

By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 615

You deserved it 32 610

Are you OK?

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 374

You deserved it 146

By snowball - 29/12/2010 23:32 - Switzerland

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 149

You deserved it 5 774

Didn't see ya there

By stillhurting - 05/01/2014 21:45 - Canada - Langley

Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 744

You deserved it 7 567

By Wounded_irony - 05/12/2017 05:00

Today, I was wearing flip flops whilst putting out the trash, and was careful not to step near the broken glass surrounding the trash cans. My mother ran up to me hysterically warning me about the glass, which startled me and caused me to step on a shard, slicing my foot open. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 918

You deserved it 614

daydreamer244 13

Friday 23 September 2011 0:51

so I guess the colored tape didn't help then?

ihavenosoul 4

Friday 23 September 2011 0:52

Your mom must be so proud.

Comments

mk58 31

Friday 23 September 2011 1:05

This reminds me of a bird trying to fly in through a closed window. SPLAT!

pfx2_fml 15

Friday 23 September 2011 1:05

Why are you running outside, can't you just calmly walk out

Snookie85 19

Friday 23 September 2011 1:29

I agree, I'd walk!

absolutegrrr 7

Friday 23 September 2011 9:35

^ you probably should run

macdaddymady 8

Friday 23 September 2011 1:07

It's happened to everyone OP.

missyj0 12

Friday 23 September 2011 1:18

Why is your face and body two different colors? I'm sorry but I just needed to point that out.

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Friday 23 September 2011 1:47

Why?

nikkilorenz7 5

Friday 23 September 2011 2:09

#26 not me..

jvillan87 5

Friday 23 September 2011 2:30

I have never tried to walk through a glass door....even though it's very clean.

Cheesecakee 11

Friday 23 September 2011 4:18

How is that relevant 31 ? Oh thats right it isn't...i'm sorry i just had to point that out

atomicbaboon 0

Friday 23 September 2011 9:00

31, why is your head bigger than your torso? I'm sorry but I jut needed to point that out.

missyj0 12

Friday 23 September 2011 14:25

91: "if youu typee like thiss ?", your comment is honestly just as relevant as my comment :) 131: That was actually pretty funny.

Squirrelx 5

Friday 23 September 2011 1:09

Derp.

rocker_chick105 31

Friday 23 September 2011 1:12

there are 2 possibilities. 1. You are a moron. 2. You guys spend way to much cleaning glass doors. I do like how your mom knew to put it there though. next time catch it on film!